Flue Poems - Poems about Flue

You are smoking hot You have built up my Aromatic Hydrocarbons Inside my heart Igniting these feelings I can’t cool them down I have called 911 they can’t help The fire department Doesn’t have enough water The paramedics can’t slow this beat down My heart has been beating to fast Twice as fast since I have seen you Please stop this vibrating and pounding I can’t take much...

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Come live with me and be my sweetheart now I’ll share my only bed with you and how! If you let me love you I’ll darn your old wool gloves 4 you If you come and meet me brow to brow. Come live with me ‘n teach me all you know About poetic licence and Defoe. I’ll mend your vacuum cleaner, Learn...

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THE FAIR ELAINE My mother had an uncle, Hayes, Who loved the banker's child Hayes was just a dray man It made the banker wild When Hayes proposed to fair Elaine He asked for her sweet hand Her father said that he’d agree If Hayes could buy some land. So off Hayes went To make his stake He traveled night and day Until he found a...

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I am called THE FLU I came with those who flew I have barely touched a few And many are still Due No body has any Clue Of how to Subdue If I am not there in YOU It's just that you are in a Queue...

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The TV’s raving the Mexicana flew choo The trains gathering a head chaaaaaaa chooo. The government needs a new control to stop the immigrations flow to….. It’s amazing the lengths I think they’ll go to The trains gathering a head chaaaaaaa chooo Body aches are screaming too perhaps, I have the swine flu too? Population was exploding those undesirables were imploding Firesign Theatre* did...

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