A best friend is
A. One who spills your most intimate secret
B. One who helps you spend your money until you empty your pocket
C. One who is with you if you have budget
D. One who takes you to the baddest experiences you could not forget
E. All the choices are correct
A wife is
A. One who nags around when you came home late
B. One who always checks the contents of your wallet
C. One who supervises you while you wash your own plate
D. One who instructs you while you clean the toilet
E. All the choices are correct
A mother in law is
A. One who minds all your marital affairs
B. One who tells your wife to check on you always
C. One who always know the solution to your conjugal problems
D. One who tells you that your wife had a lot of handsome and rich boyfriends
E. All the choices are correct
*Just for fun*
February 8, 2023
The Multiple Choice Poem Poetry Contest (6th place)
Sponsored by: Suzanne Delaney
Kitchen Is Open
A Hawaiian
sun blisters
fine grains of beached sand, unaware
to some assured wandering of tender
soles stumbled
swiftly altering
run judiciously
Prepared bodies
rotisserie spirals
evenly baked oily skins glistened among
beads of slippery sweats gliding loosely
suitably turning
perhaps sleepy
retreat reading
Dripping sunlight
rising sunbathers
the conclusive plunge followed by towel
rubdowns prompt a thorough cleanup by
everybody there
final examination
kitchen's closed.
2021 January 13
*1st Place*
Trinet
~~Joseph May
5000 Years from the Now We Know
David J Walker
5000 years from
the now we know
Who will unearth our bones
For another final examination
As the scholar's flock
To the dig site
For their share of the
Trove of information
At best
They may only guess
At what were our expectations
With antiquated technologies
And 21-century information.