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Fat Chance Poems - Poems about Fat Chance
Fat Chance Poems - Examples of all types of poems about fat chance to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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De-nazi-fication
...eugen schwab don't blab..!! fat chance; that checkers dont cheat.' Facts stand, acid test.!......
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Joe Maverick
Categories:
fat chance,
assonance, freedom,
Form:
Haiku
Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top
...Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top... spry buck analogous to energizing bunny jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus. Home on the range cacophony quite absurd PlayBoy Bunny herd and f......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
fat chance,
12th grade, adventure, america,
Form:
Rhyme
Hawk Eye and Joni
...Hawk eye and Joni taught me to dance The dance of the shaking keys Different status's same margins of collar and trance Hawk eye and Joni taught me to dance Real still time to trim crime fat ch......
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Greg Slode Smith
Categories:
fat chance,
appreciation, dance, thank you,
Form:
Free verse
Lightning Striking the Same Place Twice
...very scary lightning striking strikes twice? no dice same place? don't brace perchance? fat chance no way, jose. Date written: 06/12/2023......
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Edward Ibeh
Categories:
fat chance,
fun, humor, word play,
Form:
Footle
Ongepatshket Torqued Skewed Reflection
...Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk. When e'er I summon fat chance to empower me self with courage and steal a passing glance in the mirror then in......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
fat chance,
12th grade, adventure, america,
Form:
Rhyme
More Irony
...old man dreams of lost youth fat chance......
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Norman Crocker
Categories:
fat chance,
age, america, angst,
Form:
Senryu
Harold the Hugh Hefner Carrot Top Buck
...Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck Ruled his hare'm nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck, (loud enough to arouse Daisy), the former cartoon character, a pensive searing black kind Roebuck h......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
fat chance,
adventure, age, appreciation, business,
Form:
Rhyme
Dreams
...Young singer dreams of fame fat chance......
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Norman Crocker
Categories:
fat chance,
angst,
Form:
Senryu
Is Youth Wasted On the Young
...Is Youth Wasted on the Young? You think youth’s wasted on the young? My friend, you won’t hear that from me! Youth’s life’s experiment with living (think ‘a cosmic ‘Soup d......
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Brian Johnston
Categories:
fat chance,
faith, science,
Form:
Rhyme
Filched Physiognomy Mine Revisited
...Filched Physiognomy – Mine revisited! Absolute zero escape velocity guts dance sing days (contra and square), cuz metabolic full abundance abdominal adipose tissue acceptance not in accordanc......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
fat chance,
absence, addiction, age, angst,
Form:
Free verse
Finding Her Doll Sarah
...Martha’s doll, Sarah, was confiscated years ago. She always suspected her brother, Larry. He emphatically denied taking Sarah. After their parents’ deaths, thirty years later…. She discovered Sar......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
fat chance,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Narrative
A Gift
...Courier arrived today, Doorstep gift in the usual way, Nothing better than this, Inhale wool to craft and knit, It's about textures and threads, No wool is what I dread, "Fat chance!' is what t......
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Julie Grenness
Categories:
fat chance,
appreciation, creation, hilarious,
Form:
Free verse
I Forgot My Own Birthday
...Just a few days ago Someone - I didn't know him that well, I sort of considered him to be an extension of my family, like an uncle, or maybe an older cousin - cryptically told me that there was ......
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Gloriaelisabeth Phero
Categories:
fat chance,
family, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Facts
...Facts are precisely what they are, Indisputable; Stubbornly enduring stains. Pour gallons of bleach To completely submerge in bucket, Fat chance; the......
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Edward Ibeh
Categories:
fat chance,
perspective, truth,
Form:
Verse
Possibilities
...The coordinates on earth in the place of my abode are 38.57933° N, -121.4909° E. The Winters are ......
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Curtis Johnson
Categories:
fat chance,
endurance, faith, god, prayer,
Form:
Free verse
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