Electric Shaver Poems - Poems about Electric Shaver

...Crabby morning He looked down into the toilet bowl had shat and flushed, 80-year-old going to waste down a drain and into the sea. 70 years ago when he lived on a farm human and Animal waste......

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...Hey everyone... do you know what time it is!!! It's time for The Jester Jack Comedy Hour Brought to you by "Hair Today... Gone Tomorrow!" The makers of fine electric shavers Now I......

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...Since time immemorial, or so I've heared, Mankind has struggled to tame his beard. Was it Adam who imposed upon us this atrocious curse? (I reckon I could sport a beard but to that I am aver......

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...When I was a child, I used to love comics, they made me laugh There was a strip called Desert Island Dick, this was my fav He lived on a small Island several yards across with a solitary palm tree ......

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...A single word is branded into the fresh snow in urine. 'Memoriam' Over the crest of a barren hill covered in winter's dowry, there is a brown form huddled over a burning tire, shivering alone......

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