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Earhole Poems - Poems about Earhole


Gomorrah Toys
... Military maneuvers, conducted by starship troopers, make a Lot of king Chedorlaomer noise Earhole space penetrated by the Pentagon puffing pace ... stealth sound of smoke signals......

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Categories: earhole, truth, violence, war, wisdom,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Imperfect
...The Bible says we are all made in God's image, in every way we're a match, so why can't I reach part of my shoulder blades from above or below for a scratch? The Good Lord resides in the Heavens ......

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Categories: earhole, humanity, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Young Albert
...There worra a young lad called Albert, He were allus up t' no good, He'd stand ont corner by t'lamp post, sparkin' 'is clogs like mad, 'til day he were caught by 'is Dad. Dad said to him, now st......

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Categories: earhole, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Curse of the Twenty Two
...Curse of the twenty two Ole Con he was a Yeoman at bloody El Alamein, And he lifted out the mines where lead fell like bloody rain, Driven sort of crazy, with death buzzing all around, An......

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Categories: earhole, adventure,
Form: Ballad

Book: Reflection on the Important Things