Funny Dirty Poems

I MET MELVIN MAYS WITH MY UNCLE MACK THIS LED TO THE FBI GIVING ME A PHOTO OF MELVIN MAYS 1986 AMERICAS MOST WANTED CIRO...

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There once was a young man from Szechwan,
who thought his dick looked like a pecan.
He met a cutie named Butts,			
who was hankering for nuts,		
so he...

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Florid banshees recoiled, neck and hankering sneer.

A succinctly exuberant suggestion when selective.

Came on, fell flat with laconic ornamentation.

A miniature jaunt, interment; glove comparted.

Pin-striped foxtails attuned...

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I'm done 
with all your
dirty rotten lies

thanks
for the loan


...

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I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob....

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I woke up this morning and promised to be  good,
So I took a walk around my neighborhood,
I happen to meet a white whisky with...

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Hard blows traded in pitch-black night:
What do you expect? Funny fight?
The lips of the young devils tight!
All Blacks who’d seen films of Sir White,
In which...

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I saw you were perfect..
and I loved your confidence..
but I yearned to feel whole,
So I made a fling...

You saw my ego,
You smiled at my strength,...

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Somebody ought to go vacuum the moon
All the space dust is starting to show
Somebody ought to take care of it soon
For the wolves are all...

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when I use dirty language and curse at Alexa 
she reciprocates 
by playing the darkest News of the day...

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Never stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Projectile diarrhea!...

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There is a four letter word I use you see,
My wife says that "Ashamed" I should be.
 
I have said it so often I don't...

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I hate you so much
You smell like a dirty vag, 
Day old fish and all...

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We're playing a gift exchange and playing it twice
Going to find out who’s naughty or nice”
Santa once could arbitrarily decide
Who to praise and who to...

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Dirty Minds
Your waiting to go on stage .
You get this funny feeling deep inside.
You pull your zipper open. 
You take it out.
You play with it...

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