Deodorant Poems - Poems about Deodorant

In my poems would be found colorants, For the foul-smelling deodorants: An advance interception of rants; I’m dealing with human beings, not plants! With Poetry busy like The Ants, To deodorants shall be more grants… In my poems exist, too, colorants And...Read the rest...

Make up, it clogs the pores and makes skin flake. Why not go natural for goodness sake? deodorant, soap and water serves you fine, and a little body odor most people won't mind. razors, they nic and...Read the rest...

Wearing Great Smelling Deodorant From Trump each and every word We heard from him was totally absurd After hearing him came to conclusion Was optical illusion in mental institution. With what he wore would try to impress And also occasionally he...Read the rest...

Think I'll dress in my one suit, silk shirt and handkerchief, pop in a breath mint and shine up my shoes; make that impression, look good for the ladies, with cash in my hand what have I got to lose? Yet I...Read the rest...

Deodorant’s a wondrous thing; It squelches odors that would cling And keeps us Soft & Dri and Sure, So Suave we all have more allure. We still might sweat to some Degree – A Ban is not a guarantee, But...Read the rest...

Think I'll dress in my one suit, silk shirt and handkerchief, pop in a breath mint and shine up my shoes; make that impression, look good for the ladies, with cash in my hand what have I got to lose? Yet I...Read the rest...

My mind has been completely somewhere else these days. The following is an example of what I mean. I just went to spray my deodorant on and now I'm all covered with shaving cream. Inspired by Carolyn's little episode,...Read the rest...

Think I'll dress in my one suit, silk shirt and handkerchief, pop in a breath mint and shine up my shoes; make that impression, look good for the ladies, with cash in my hand what have I got to lose? Yet I...Read the rest...

Think I'll dress in my one suit, silk shirt and handkerchief, pop in a breath mint and shine up my shoes; make that impression, look good for the ladies, with cash in my hand what have I got to lose? Yet I...Read the rest...

Think I'll dress in my one suit, silk shirt and handkerchief, pop in a breath mint and shine up my shoes; make that impression, look good for the ladies, with cash in my hand what have I got to lose? Yet I...Read the rest...