Funny Death Poems
These Funny Death poems are examples of Death poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Death Funny poems written by international poets.
Humorous Laud, Deeply FlawedThe macabre’s amusing at times,
makes for off-beat, hilarious rhymes.
To my wife they’re not funny;
she wants cute little bunnies
and not ones that are strangled by mimes.
She...
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Categories:
death, humor, muse,
My Darling Dachshund
A dauntless dachshund was my darling dog.
He was charmed to chase the cavorting frog.
He always ran and romped with great agility ,
For sniffing and smelling...
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Categories:
animal, appreciation, death, dog,
Wake In MourningFirst thought when I wake up,
Is how much I miss you,
I think of the light in your eyes,
Your beautiful smile too,
Your infectious laughs,
The dreams I...
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Categories:
bereavement, death, grief, loss,
Thanks, Sorry, I Love You - Thirty-nine MinutesI accepted the sentence, handed down by the judge,
got thirty-nine minutes to live; he wouldn't budge.
I should read more carefully, but I understand,
just one line...
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Categories:
death, i love you,
SPIKE MILLIGANAn unconventional comedian
Indian born comic Spike Milligan
His dark humour in sketches
Had the people in stitches
Without doubt was a very funny man.
When his friend Harry Secombe...
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Categories:
dark, death, humor,
Renates DeathMy t-shirts were smelling across my room,
spider nets on ground if you zoom.
But I didn't care about the boom,
since it was my room;...
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Categories:
death, 8th grade,
GRIM REAPER CAN WAIT
“Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.“
Quote by Jeff Goldblum.
JOHNNY...
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Categories:
dark, death, humor,
Chalk OutlineImagine if you would,
a comedic TV show.
Funny most evenings
and has a nice flow.
The guy who works
for Police homicide
the one who dose
the chalk outline.
A psychic friend...
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Categories:
city, death of a
To The Dad I Once Knew* Note My dad passed away today, a little over seven months since my mom passed. After a thirty year estrangement my dad and I...
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1st grade, death, father,
till death does us partI suppose we all have a lengthened life,
some alone,
some kind,
some hard fought,
some short,
and some long
And we all deal with death in a different way,
some deal...
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death, 8th grade, absence, anxiety,
Strange happenings
Since my partner passed away,
Life has not been good,
Maybe it's my state of mind,
To be misunderstood.
But many situations would be simply understood,
It's...
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Categories:
bereavement, cancer, death,
EpitaphI saw epitaph
Engrave says, "He died of love".
Pinch my heart to laugh.
...
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Categories:
death, funny love, memorial,
You Fell Like October RainYou fell in October, like autumn leaves
Funny it was a hot day.
The avocado tree was budding.
I knew you only a short while,
But it broke me...
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Categories:
autumn, death, death of
LeapI set out on a journey to appease my soul and honor the deity, but I got caught in a rift and almost fell from...
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death, america, april, basketball, bereavement,
The JourneyHe always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate of times, usually when some c**t was trying to kill us.
Are you a believer now?
If...
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Categories:
death, god, war, women,