Funny Dark Poems
These Funny Dark poems are examples of Dark poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dark Funny poems written by international poets.
How May I Help You Today?Good morning,
Gibbers And Watts how may I help you today?
Yes Sir I can help you with that.
Have you had any thoughts on how...
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dark, fun, humorous, silly,
Ninny Nonny Nooseninny nonny noose
with a neck inside
stretchy stretchy stretch
and the witch she died
golly, gallows in a...
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dark, fear, fun, magic,
Easy to Give Up4/14/24
I'm not sure exactly around where
But I know she's out there
With or without brown hair
I can't sit and wait like a lounge chair
I have to...
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dark, deep, life, poetry,
SPIKE MILLIGANAn unconventional comedian
Indian born comic Spike Milligan
His dark humour in sketches
Had the people in stitches
Without doubt was a very funny man.
When his friend Harry Secombe...
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dark, death, humor,
GRIM REAPER CAN WAIT
“Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.“
Quote by Jeff Goldblum.
JOHNNY...
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dark, death, humor,
Halloween at the Funeral HomeA quick pre-Halloween poem to capture a creepy funeral home scene.
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T’was the night before Halloween, the funeral home quiet.
All the tables were taken, like...
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anxiety, bereavement, crazy, dark,
Madam KallaMadam Kalla was a witch
She was tall and slim
Lived unnoticed, inch by inch
In an old house in Tallinn
She lived at Vana-Viru, 10
Nearby the little square
Ladies...
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dark, fire, memory, mystery,
My Fellow PoetsDoes not matter what they say..
Poetry is easy but it’s not poetry…
Hallmark cliché is not a poem I am afraid..
You can spot a poet.. By...
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appreciation, art, dark, deep,
Tea With A HandshakeCrossroads in the desert sands swirls,
an orb whirls around as clouds gather,
lightning bolt violet violently twirls,
roads crack with shotgun thunder.
Visage a pearl cascades as she...
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art, conflict, crazy, dark,
Chaos and BeingOur entire universe is of chaos
endlessly churning away,
So how the do you expect us apes
To find meaning each day
While we're burning and learning and...
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age, dark, funny, introspection,
Social fcking MediaIt's all about f*cking; the pictures and the reels.
The snapshots of sh*t you should know isn't real.
A generation of adults with less hope than the...
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anger, culture, dark, funny,
A Message of HopeA Message of Hope **
Seek inspiration in every day
Despite it's cruel intentions.
Find the bitter taste in rain that falls
Delightful just to mention
Learn to love all...
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dark, funny, hope, motivation,
The TeacherThe Teacher
1. I've made mistakes that could fill books,
Held on to the good days with all the...
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Categories:
betrayal, dark, loss,
Dark roomIn this pitch black night ,
Hovers my own thoughts,
Dark and burdened,
Exhausting to the soul ,
And acceptable to the spirit.
This dark room aligns with my emotions,
lifeless...
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dark, deep, depression, funny,
cat o' 9 tales
“cat o' 9 tales”
Like a cat has 9 lives
every witch in every Lilith
lives to write another day
woe bedtide the poor oaf
who gets...
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Categories:
dark, muse,