Damndest Poems - Poems about Damndest

...Found myself doing my damndest to sleep through the day again. Wake up, pull the wool over my eyes, block out the world, repeat. Certainly not a positive omen (what with Halloween and November 9th)......Read the rest...

...ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT SHAMPOO Yours truly (me) just an ordinary primate from the human zoo, who while ambling along the boulevard of broken dreams on a Green Day (just me and my shadow) I ......Read the rest...

...Arising from the south-west, us to bless, Ye strike nigh like an invading army, In a month’s time to conquer all country, An invader benevolent, I guess. Y......Read the rest...

...A pair of slave girls waved chamar to thee, As diamonds flashed with light of lamps well lit, A king of kings must have fallen to knee, To strip out bejewelled shoes from thy fair feet, While......Read the rest...

...In the small fishing town of Tunafishlips The competitors lined up all of their ships The race for the biggest catch had begun As they listened to how the last winner had won With all eyes upon h......Read the rest...

...When you love someone, through a lot of stuff you'll go Mess, stress and heartache, sometimes it will show Mostly when you least expect The hurt; it will grow They try their very damndest t......Read the rest...

...Far as the (ease) severely myopic eyes can see, nothing but polluted atmosphere where skull and crossbones memento mori betokens beware, especially with increasing chronology mortality becom......Read the rest...

...(buzzfeeding, kickstarting, needling darn noggin) An effort to recall word, phrase, musician... indigenous tribe... most frustrating literary endeavor to das scribe aggravating enough to sub......Read the rest...

...BASS CLEFT SIGN HOLDER....RATTIA TAT, RATTA TAT TAT! I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE'S AT. tREBLE CLEFT SIGN HOLDER........rOUX BULL SAY YE. OF LOVE TO SUPPER. DOES SAY SHE IN LOVE WITH HER LOVER ......Read the rest...

...I tell the tale of a widow, aged only twenty-three, in this I have first-hand knowledge, she was mother to me. We lived in a house by the waves, father lay in an ocean grave, and many men would......Read the rest...

...I was working my way north through Kansas, selling hot dogs at a traveling fair, the pay wasn’t great, but it was still a job, and I met all sorts of people there. We’d set up for a week near W......Read the rest...

...we gather together, a hundred or so stetching, warming cold muscles, just waiting to go nervous anticipation, just wanting to start, we collect our numbers, have a piss, have a fart as our tu......Read the rest...

...The two of us staring At the stars in the sky Making wishes on comets And things that fly by What will we be like? Where will we live? We will we both be successful? Will we both take or giv......Read the rest...

...If I persue, I will do my damndest! Hey I TRIED MY BEST! The one you call yours. The angel who sent a fun. If you looked at me differently, You look suppressed! You hide behind your head! Ca......Read the rest...

...The cowboy poet went out for a breath of fresh air. Then a shot rang out, coming out of nowhere. The bullet came straight, flying towards him. Now he’s a sad poet who’s been shot in the shin. ......Read the rest...