Crazy Poems | Examples of Crazy Poetry

So many Societal flaws He's so flawless Always doing what's right Maintaining His ancestral lineage. So many weaknesses He's so strong Always standing firm Striving To liberate all from their inexperience. So many opportunities He was given none But,...Read the rest...

Hear the vendors at the game driving loyal fans insane “Peanuts, popcorn, pretzels” they shout ...Read the rest...

22/6/2024 For the first time, we prepare "guacamole" You tried only one teaspoon and stated "33, it tastes very good". Then you took home a boxful. You insisted on no gifts, no clothes, no binturong and no Platypus. You read...Read the rest...

Sanity meted in batches With healthcare served up in patches It’s a dumpster dive Just staying alive To rely on raccoons playing with matches...Read the rest...

I walked along route 58 There was Mumbai dreams and Harbor Freight A hippie guy sold sunglasses from a stall One had a rosy tint, I paid 5 dollars, that was all. There was a warning label with it,...Read the rest...

One day I sat next to an Old Man. He looked at me and asked if I knew who he was? I told him all I knew about him is what they call him...Read the rest...

I went to my neighbors To ask for a favor And said may I borrow Stuff I need tomorrow, But she stopped me short With this stunning retort: “Do you need sugar cane Drano for a clogged drain Or perhaps some flour Or did...Read the rest...

Crazy that you can listen to glistening gospel ministers missing Messiah's GoodNews non-sinister transNazarene re-sistering whole Earth uniting salvation Crazy Jewish lay teacher and EarthNatured mentor not repeating or repelling a most imperative Torah command to obey God's Ten Demandments, instead loving here I AM that I AM...Read the rest...

Call me hayseed, bumpkin, hillbilly, or crazy hick Fresh inspiring country air surrounds me thick I could run outside naked if I wanted I live where deer and wild turkey are hunted Wild boars wander up to my yard...Read the rest...

HELL'S WINTER Palisade fires canvassing hell here on earth; hot flames rioting!...Read the rest...

l live in a little Space Ship its all shiny and lovely blue and l wish you could all see me for today its nice brand new l float around the room where l made a little flume it has a...Read the rest...

Mymymymymymywhatwhatwhatwhatwhat ‘s hap-hap-hap penned-ink...Read the rest...

He did well dumpster-diving each night! On his last one, despite the low light Found gold item to pawn But by chance, it switched on! Lighter's flames put an end to his plight! ...Read the rest...

He slips the noose around her slender neck Cloaked and masked with heavy breath He can't help but be obsessed All the dolls hangin' around - pretty little lies that make not a sound The poison of passion is...Read the rest...

Mr ADHD.... I'm Mr. ADHD, it's plain to see, Just to be my friend, you must be crazy. Let alone my partner, that's my forever Be, I love my girl, as she's crazy like me. My mind's a rollercoaster, no brakes, no stop, Thoughts racing, bouncing, like a pinball...Read the rest...