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Funny Candy Poems

These Funny Candy poems are examples of Candy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Candy Funny poems written by international poets.


Naughty Children
Naughty Children

Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus

Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How...

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Categories: candy, anti bullying, boy, butterfly,



Premium Member A Fruitful Fruit
The smell of cantaloupe is enticing
Yearning to feel it’s smoothly texture
It beckons me to it with an unworldly call
The slippery flesh is on my earthly...

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Categories: appreciation, candy, desire, food,

Coin-Operated Despair
The vending machine, though filled to the brim 
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim 
out of order it reads, my heart does...

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Categories: candy, cry, emotions, funny,

Candy Ii
Candy, candy
I just love
To eat them
Candy, candy
I just wish
I had EM
Candy, candy
Their so yummy
Candy, candy
For my tummy
Candy, candy
Some are funny
Candy, candy
Taste like honey...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: candy, fun,

Premium Member Valentine Dance
Valentine chocolate candy hearts and sugar tarts, love’s jitterbug...

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Categories: candy, cute, dance, funny,



Premium Member Shoulda Seen It Coming
I had placed Reeses cups in a bowl
There to snack anytime- with control
The large family size-
Hubby eyed with surprise
Said restraint was to be his new...

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Categories: candy, funny, truth,

Premium Member The Island of Thrown Away Holiday Candy
Past the salad fields of green,
With ciders flowing in between,
An island sits though out a-ways,
Of candy from the holidays.

They’re thrown away and tossed aside,
Without a...

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© Jd Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: candy, chocolate, food, fun, funny,

The Poison Apple
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Not when you put cotton candy in our grapes
You might as well give it to a teacher,see what...

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Categories: betrayal, bible, blue, candy,

Seltzer Drink
A Coca-Cola bottle shape, sweet bubbly peaches, and cream
A moment, a time, could this be a Love Supreme?

My throat's parched and my tongue's lonely. ...

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Categories: candy, emotions, feelings, kiss,

Strangers We Were
Strangers we were 

We may have never met,
Strangers by creed and tribe,
Separated by walls of ignorance,
By cacoons intricately woven to hide from knowlege,
They say ignorance...

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Categories: allusion, art, candy, dream,

Premium Member Gummy Bear
Gummy bear! Gummy bear!
Gummy gummy gummy bear!
Dropped you down my underwear!
Sticky sticky gummy bear!...

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Categories: animal, candy, food, funny,

Premium Member Cotton Candy
Cotton Candy Couplets
Miracle Man
1/14/2022

Back in the day when suckers cost a penny,
money was scarce and this kid hadn’t any.

But “scrapping bolls” one fall, the job...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: candy, child, funny, growing

Premium Member Dropped Andy's and Sandy's Candy-
diddle- wittle
Yum Yum
Dum Dum
Dandy-Candy
Handy Andy
Tasted wasted
fallen crawlin
spilled spilled
Sandy’s candy
pocket dropped?

5/5/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©...

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Categories: candy, analogy, character, funny,

Molded Candy
The valentine candy was old
It was covered with brown mold
She slapped his face hard
It gave him a hair part
Then put him in a nasty choke-hold...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: candy, funny, humorous,

Premium Member For All the Sweet Lovers
Flying Saucers, Flake, Bar Six
Country Style, Gobstoppers, Twix.

Toffee Crisp and Dairy Crunch
Grand Seville and Milky Lunch.

Arrow Bars and Sherbert Dabs
Sweet Tobacco, Lucky Bags.

Bluebird Toffee slabs...

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Categories: appreciation, candy, heart, love,


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