Funny Birth Poems

Jill and Bill went up the hill
for a little mid-day thrill.
	Nine months to the day,
	you pay if you play.
Jill had not been on the pill!!
...

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I love you, I love you not
Just let me take all you got
 Just a money bot
Everyone is out to take
Bad decisions are easy to...

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Written for and about my eldest daughter, Freya Lily (Pickle).


Ive loved you,
from the very first second I saw you,
you are my beautiful first born.
So the...

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Sometimes in your life there's a love, that comes along.
This particular love you long for you don't need to wish for because it's written its...

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Sometimes in your life there's a love, that comes along.
This particular love you long for you don't need to wish for because it's written its...

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Milly was a nutty cat as nutty as can be
An also nutty poet said, “She’s nuttier than me.”
And that was saying something and I think...

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Carter Hakim's family grew by two.
10 year old Damian lay asleep Saturday 
Early morning October 2011. His
6 years-old sister Manisha,  5 years-old 
Franky-Joe and...

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When day disappears behind the far-off mountains,
The fading sun takes the twinkle from the fountains,

And night’s velvet blanket hangs high in the sky,
And I snuggle...

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why was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny

but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...

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we are just here
one egg and one sperm
we might as well be a worm 

as humans 
we created reasons 
as to why we are here...

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Early-on we learn
of the heavy price paid
for paths wrongly chosen
over roads poorly paved

had I known then
all that I would go through,
I would have gotten an
Order...

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I am just new here
Everything looks strange
Even the language unfamiliar
I can't even keep my steps

I have been in dark world
It had been years I guess
Not...

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When my mom delivered me, she and I both screamed. Dad said, the doctor slapped both of us!...

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These urgent strangers dressed up in green gowns
Snip rip strip
My dad’s red pants underwear and shirt
From his ancient body

A de-frocked clown not funny anymore

“Oh Bobby,...

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Somewhere in the air 
Came a physical challenge for a wedded pair 
“You on the ground 
Commuting into town 
Pick up the pace 
Soon you...

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