Funny Bird Poems
These Funny Bird poems are examples of Bird poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Bird Funny poems written by international poets.
Ostrich Learning To Swiman ostrich learning to swim in the sea
his neck like a stick floating vertically
swirling and rounding
and bobbing a wave
an invisible hand stirs a big...
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bird, fun, funny, humorous,
Unsung Poets And Their Poemsthe llama scribbled a Limerick
the robin wrote a Rhyme
the bittern jotted a Lanterne
the toad penned an Ode
the albatross’ Alliteration
the hippo’s Haiku
the panther’s Pantoum
the...
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animal, bird, fun, funny,
horder
debra treepickle has one vice
a fine collection of white mice
one day on a bus
confronted by us
she flashed ten birds of paradise.
...
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bird, fun, funny, giggle,
The Parrot Cooked A Dinnerthe parrot cooked a dinner
the dinner he cooked was a carrot
when the swan burst into song
and the thrush told him to hush
the starling asked for...
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bird, fun, funny, humorous,
At the End of the DayIt's funny, the random things that remind you
of what a lovely place the world can sometimes be.
Like two little birds alighting on a wire,
as...
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appreciation, beauty, bird, imagery,
A Bird's Gift
Little Mary had a cute bunny pet,
she played with, till another one she met.
When autumn’s crunchy breeze started to blow,
a pigeon made home in her...
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animal, bird, pets,
Darn Owl Not Barn OwlI swallowed an owl
I didn’t mean too
it flew in when my mouth was open
as I stood admiring a flowery garden
its feathers tickled making me cough
and...
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bird, fun, funny, humorous,
walking parrot
a parrot walks into a bar
hey buddy have you got a car
i hike for ten miles
get nothing but smiles
and sidewalks here are below par.
...
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abuse, anger, bird, car,
Grumpy Bird Could Find Issues DailyGrumpy Bird could find new issues daily.
The weather, politics, religion, they were all his fodder.
He could find something to be grouchy about.
Maybe on an hourly...
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bird, humor,
Drops for 'Pops'
Onto every head
gooey bird poo sometimes drops
~ funnier on ‘Pops’
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bird, funny, grandfather,
Everybody Makes BoobiesEverybody makes boobies,
Put our big feet in it,
Just some clumsy footwork
And we find ourselves in a pit.
Everybody makes boobies,
Everybody makes mistakes,
When shooting our life’s film,
There...
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bird, fun, funny, humor,
Funny Bunny
He was a happy bunny,
personality sunny.
He ate a carrot,
became a parrot.
Now, isn’t that just too funny?...
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animal, bird, cute, food,
Tweety IIIDid ever I tell you, sweetie,
About my grandpa Tweety?
See how you feel
In a cage, you heel,
While I'm off in Tahiti!...
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bird, cat, funny, humor,
Jail Bird
You spend all the day sneaking about
but you'll pay for each rule you now flout
You can bet that sweet tail,
you're the next cat to jail
and...
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bird, funny, prison,
Crafty Maneuver
The house cat unlatched the cage door;
Squeezed in to then find he's done for.
A quick turn-about
Canary flew out!
Cat's stuck, and bird's free to explore!
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bird, cat, funny,