Best Wellies Poems
My WelliesMy Wellies
You would not recognise me today
My skin is olive when not tanned
My eyes are avocado
As God planned
You would not recognise me today
My head wrap keeps the cold away
In France they would sing and dance
And there would be no second chance
You would not recognise me...
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Categories:
wellies, funny, parody, me, me,
Form:
Free verse
The Jumping Wellies Are Singing La La La La LaThe jumping jellies in wellies are singing like la la la
Space suited shells are quite adept at leaning through cubby holes and travelling for a long time. A long time is a lengthy length leaning. But not leaking for leaking is akin to leering and...
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Categories:
wellies, allusion,
Form:
WelliesWellington boots are useful things
You wear them on your feet
They’re good at keeping water out
But don’t retain the heat
So if you go out walking
Through puddles, streams and lochs
Take my advice, make sure you wear
Two pairs of woolly socks
© John W Fenn 16-04-2009...
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Categories:
wellies, adventure, funny, holiday
Form:
Light Verse
Warm WelliesWarm Wellies
I asked what you want for Christmas
And you replied "warm wellies"
I thought about that for a second
And how they are just like you
So warm and comforting,
Dependable and safe
Less shiny now, but never to me,
Made all the more charming with...
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Categories:
wellies, christmas, dad, daughter, family,
Form:
Free verse