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Best Trousers Poems

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Trousers
All trousers, 

Not Sirs!...

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Categories: trousers, character, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Rolled Up Trousers
Oh yes, the college girls
come and go
speaking of Ani De Franco.
And yes, I too
measure out my days
with coffee spoons,
a hundred years later
and nothing has changed,
only...

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Categories: trousers, introspection, on writing and
Form: Free verse
Brand New Harem Trousers
stormy cotton cloud 
billowing fresh emerald green 
shrouds the old cynic...

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Categories: trousers, fashion, green,
Form: Haiku

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Sagging Trousers
Sagging trousers




Low waist
Fine taste




Written July 9th, 2015
© Dr. Upma A. Sharma
For contest by Judy Konos...

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Categories: trousers, fashion, fun,
Form: Footle
I Bust My Trousers
i bust my trousers 
and my shirt buttons fly off- -
picks up a dumb bell

*I hope to lose my belly - but I say that...

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© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: trousers, hope, new year,
Form: Haiku
Trousers
Seams burst
the flatulent
filled blubber
seeps out
drowns out
the hope I once had
rips itself from the
confines
of a world that
impresses
and dresses
its people in
slim lifeless
shapes
and exposes
scared faces
shocked
at what they shouldn’t...

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Categories: trousers, angst, depression
Form: Free verse



Trousers
Trousers are ashtrays
Traveler's affectation
Embracing the dirt....

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Categories: trousers, fashion, image, sympathy,
Form: Haiku
Short Trousers
SHORT TROUSERS

When I was young in trousers short,
Children laughed at my knobbly knees.
I asked my mother why she bought
Short trousers in the winter’s freeze.
Fresh air...

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Categories: trousers, childhood,
Form: Quintain (Sicilian)
Who Wears the Trousers
When out with friends			  she laughs with her friends
He is loud, impossible to ignore	          ...

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Categories: trousers, husband, wife,
Form: Free verse
Shirts-Trousers As Sequel
Humble stone was intolerably warm,
That ice block was numbing cold,
Those nails were pining to pierce,
The poisonous worms and snakes in jungle,
Were ready to sink in...

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Categories: trousers,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Without Trousers
Standups can crack up audiences for hours
Especially when entering the stage without trousers
It wasn't intentional
Nor is it conventional
But surely the crowd won't throw cauliflowers...

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Categories: trousers, fun,
Form: Limerick
Manly Trousers Pressed Into Ejactulating Spats
MANLY TROUSERS PRESSED INTO EJACTULATING SPATS THIS man of god large belly and buttons with a big gollywog voice \his madness of conviction for personal...

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Categories: trousers, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Batter Up, No Longer
From outfield judging eyes await your plight, 
though sweat and stupor feign to your ruin.
Now pull up your trousers, cinch your belt tight...
glaring down from...

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Categories: trousers, allegory, crush, endurance, passion,
Form: Sonnet
Fly Me To the Moon
A lady so much older than I 
Deftly signalled a path from her thigh
Like a wrinkle in thyme
Something started to climb
Hmmph!  I forgot to...

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Categories: trousers, age, culture, funny, imagination,
Form: Limerick
A Woman Surrenders a Man With a Purse
Shouldn’t  I assert A Maverick of a Woman?
 From behind surrendering a man, 
With a pistol purse prodding his back
 And a warning not...

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Categories: trousers, adventure, evil, men, money,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things