Best Sus Poems

Visiting my father, I noticed the old garage
could use a little fixing up.
     He had boxes stacked up, and clutter to 
the very top.

     We all started up and down that garage
picking and cleaning, dusting and sweeping.
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More popularity enjoys than medicine
And often voiced by a sickly Harrison
Towering above tablets and injections
As it battles with flu and sister infections.

Every illness shaking its taproot,
Quicker than Angel Raphael to shoot.

The dominant exclamation of Christian believers,
Not a little sure it shall missions deliver.

Every sneeze is...

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I didn't know that all this could happen
He thought that he was a simp
But instead he was a noow
He used to think that he was flexing yet cheugy

This became salty when I got sus
When his fam told me of his dirty plans
I had to ghost...

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Ukulele Gamma
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