Best Stupidity Poems

All this hyped up glam and glitz
  giggly girls break down in fits
    these mascara clad boys devoid of wits
The shallower they go,  the deeper it gets
 
Sillouettes lacking inner angles and lines...
 The substance goes absent when the light...

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Sea level rises... glaciers gradually melt
Global temperature is climbing the cliff.. Beware 
But hey, G H gases don't exist.. Global warming is a myth

Throw everywhere in the streets, plastic and filth
Eat, and just leave disposal plate somewhere, anywhere 
And dump wrappers in oceans and water...

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Egotism is the anesthetic that deadens the pains of stupidity

   It lowers the shield that lets one think they have complete validity...

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Stupidity

A tragic foible—
For those so blinded in life.
Stupidity’s sad . . . 
Negation’s ugly face . . . 
To be challenged at all times!

Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved,
May 15, 2015 (Tanka)...

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Most wars are fought by the military
with the starter pistol fired by politicians,
then soldiers are sent out to kill each other
to fulfill some political ambitions.

War is now considered big business
putting young men’s lives at stake,
while counties sell each other lethal weapons
to see how much profit...

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An old proverb says, “absolute power corrupts absolutely”
A new proverb says, “absolute stupidity corrupts stupidly”
First name of Don
Middle name John
Methinks this new one describes things quite suitably...

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Stupidity is the new trend, The new merchandise everyone is buying
It's something not just teens but adults have adopted
It's this idea that if you're the stupidest person in the room
You're the coolest person in the room
It bugs me that this disease, this infection, this sickness
Has spread...

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Evil, Guns, Cowardice, Stupidity, and Fear

is anybody out there?
does anyone really care?

seventeen innocent souls departed this earth
unexpectedly and tragically so whilst leaving
grieving loved ones, classmates, and friends
to wade through another mass-murder event

is anybody out there?
does anyone really care?

many clownish and dud politicians in Washington, DC
including...

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I think something is wrong with me
I'm just wondering what it could be
My head just feels so thick
Maybe I'm getting sick?
Doc says it's called "stupidity"

I know I'm the smartest in town
And Doc is just a simple clown
Coz I'm the one that found
That the earth is...

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Acid rain, climate change and toxic oil spilll
Pollution, dying forests and plastic land fill
Dying species, warfare, terrorism, abortion, the pill
With complacency and greed, this earth we kill
Manipulated people, lost all hopes and dreams
The masses subjugated, nothing what it seems
Disillusioned children, rebellion in a gang
Fragmented parents...

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The ***********

It has no brain
yet it outsmarts
many little red funny caps
thanks to them
xi virus
will be great again...

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The rec was where we dug sandy tunnel dens 
in danger of collapse.There I fired my catapult 
on a group of three children some distance away 
as I hid behind a willow tree 
not far from the passage leading in. 

The straightness and speed of...

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There’s a Virus

There’s a virus! Let’s go mental quick
Lock up your valuables they might get sick
There’s a virus! The media’s gone crazy
You'll lose your hair and you'll become lazy
There’s a virus! Let’s all run for the hills
Grab your coffins because they say it kills!
There’s a...

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The virtue was being wronged, depicted his woeful tale of prey and innocence. 
Gradually people gathered to listen to the poignant rhetoric. 
blown away by the felon's aching, awful narration;
pitied the miserable plight, lamented the dejected tales. 

There were babbling, the throng silently protested the...

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Read me,
As the words begin to dance, vacillating bewilderedly.
Without knowing who and where, or even when,
Foolishly stepped out, to meet a kind
The kind with bitter, chunderous, nature.

Kind, very kind without a doubt.
A warm, contrasting view of this being
4 limbs, 2 faces, steps out to greet...

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