Best Sprog Poems

He comes to his father holding his pet,
“Something’s wrong with Beano, he needs a vet!”

The Father looks down and seeing the frog,
Struggles with words to explain to the sprog.

So he takes a deep breath and starts to explain,
That “Beano will not be in any pain”.

“The...

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Facebook stories I leave for the boss,
You ruined a life, it’s your loss.

Think I’m bluffing, 
I had things to do
after you 
I do nothing 

Two times you convinced girls I like to avoid me,
Changed my reputation so no one liked me,
Slandered and harassed after and...

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Darkness of Sturm und Drang 

Darkness of Sturm und Drang 
When you gotta fight with your own fated yarn
Dark persuades your shadow 
Sheds your mortal mass
And gore inscribes the merciless nights
Sins like gems carved in my chest 
Crucify me
I'll resurrect; soon, sooner!

Darkness of Sturm und...

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The Sin of a Priest

At a school outing, the pupils stayed overnight
Sleeping on a barn hayloft
the leader was a cherubic-looking priest
Blond and chubbily fat.
In the night, the priest's hand sought and found
What it was looking for
The boy felt intense pleasure, but he dared
not to breath
When...

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The Sin of a Priest

At a school outing, the pupils stayed overnight
Sleeping on a barn hayloft
the leader was a cherubic-looking priest
Blond and chubbily fat.
In the night, the priest's hand sought and found
What it was looking for
The boy felt intense pleasure, but he dared
not to breath
When...

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