Best Snore Poems

He was asleep on his stomach.
His snoring could wake the dead.
She glared at his sleeping back
wanting to push him out of bed.

She covered her ears...

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Pet Rocks Don't Snore

Every ten years or so I rewrap my pet rock

In tin foil to keep it safe and secure

Then place it back in...

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cars at mountain high
join a helicopter ride
take a scenic flight


March 25, 2015 1.05 a.m....

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Lying here beside you dear, I turn and watch you sleep,
So blessed I am to have you, a love so strong and deep.
You always say...

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Could there possibly be a single topic
I haven't as yet explored
The love life of the lowly earthworm
Or why most chickens don't snore

And have you ever...

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There are many things I need to do 
yet nothing's getting done

I think I'll sit around awhile
pretending my to-do's are done...

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Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore
Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor
Chickens don't have noses
In fact they don't have...

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There was this old man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger on the life
The house cat ran...

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Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore
Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor
Chickens don't have noses
In fact they don't have...

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Saint Patrick slept in stupor self-imposed
in the back of the pub with the door closed
	they sang out for him
	to silence the din
but he snuggly snored...

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It's been some time
I wrote a rhyme
Pen up as before
But now I snore
I read another's lines
Hoping to inspire mine
Even just a bit
I don't wanna quit

For...

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snore

she,s in bed sleeping
she,s in a room of four
she told me  in fun one day
how the others  around her snore

and she just smiles...

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ZZ Snore, Snore, ZZ
Written: by Tom
9-6-2019


Night’s sleep was scanty,
today I’m logy and slow.
Forgetting pharmaceuticals,
caused tossing to and fro.

Today my song,
won’t be a mellifluous sound.
But I’ll...

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I dreamt I said, ‘Hullo, Fellow’ on her pink plumage pillow
When from my blue sky grew and flew a sentimental swallow
That told me to fold...

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there was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
	his moniker came
	he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory...

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