Best Sist Poems
Soooooo.... this is just a random song I made up, inspired by a wacky dream I had...which was inspired by the Undertale game. I've been obsessed with one of the characters who really likes....you guessed it.... Spaghetti!
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A one, a two, A ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!-
Mettah couple creepers today,
A scary flower and a silly ghostay,
But all was bettah when I stopped at a table,
I couldn’t ree-sist, I wasn’t able
Cause there it was,
Right in the way~
A platter of the best spag heh heh taaaaaaaaaaayyyyy
Spaghetti! Spaghetti!
Frozen and ready!
Someone's made it just for mee heeeeeeeee
Spaghetti! Spaghetti!
I loveah good spaghetti!
Especially with a lottsah meeee-heaaat
Met a couple skellies today,
They told me that my voice was kinda prettay
I didn’t believe um but they seemed so sincere
I think that they had one too many ah beer!
Must go well with this pasta delish!
I might takah lick right off the dish! (really....? :/)
Spaghetti! Spaghetti!
Luke-warm and ready!
Someone's made it just for meee heeeeeeee (PARMESAN CHEESE!)
Spaghetti! Spaghetti!
I love a good spaghetti!
Especially with a lottsah meeee heaaat
TOMATO SAUCE--!!!!
--NOODLES!!!!!
MUSHROOMS--!!!!
GARLIC!!!!!!!
YUM!!!!!
GARLIC BREAD!!!!!!!
Turn up the music,
Strike up the band!!!!
Hell, these monsters got the beat of the land!
Make way for THE chef!
The Great Papyrus, high def!
Clear the floors,
Open the doors!!!
Cause there's always always always ROOM FOR MORE
Room for MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRREEEEE.... .
(Key change!!!!)
Spaghetti! Spaghetti!
Frozen and ready!
Someone's made it just for mee heeeeeeeee(random gospel lady: HALLELUJAAAAAH!)
Spaghetti! Spaghetti!
I loveah good spaghetti!
Especially with a lottsah meeee-heaaat
(One more time now!)
Spaghetti! Spaghetti!
Lukewarm and ready!
Someone's made it just for mee heeeeeeeee (HEARTBURN!---HURRAY!!!)
Spaghetti! Spaghetti!
I loveah good spaghetti!
Especially with a lottsah meeee-heaaat
Especially with lottsaaahhhh……MEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Balls!
: D
For 65 years, I had no need to be under the care of a doctor,
nor was I ever on prescription medication except for dental issues.
At 65, I went to see my assigned primary doctor, and after saying
Hello, my next words were, "Doctor, just give me no pain". I admit,
for 6 decades, I had been blessed with a pain-free life and was spoiled.
Twice in my life, I have been a patient in the hospital.
My best memory tells me that it was some 40 years ago
when I sought minor surgery for the removal on a sist
on my wrist. They did a swell job, and the scare is barely
visible after all these years. However, I do remember that
I was given too much valium, and I passed out in the hall
way returning to my room from the shower. Not good.
The second time around was five years ago for a pace maker insertion.
Excellent work by the cardiologist and his aids. However, during
my two-day stay, I was given medications and pain killers that my
body was not used to. After being sent home, the pain killers shut
my regulation system down, resulting in serious constipation. The
spasmatic pains were far greater than any from the heart procedure,
and I was forced to return to the emergency room where I waited for hours
in pain. I finally saw a doctor who remedied my issue.
I do not know if my cases were typical, but if it is, one can count on hospital visits as places where remedies are pretty common. But pain-free and overdose-free experiences, not so much. Nevertheless, I cannot imagine a world free of hospitals.
072520PS
teach it teach it
don't preach it
don't breach.it
if you do it that way may go
long.It's a Rift.WRit.eYes it's
a givin a living breathing thing
eaRth rings alive in HeaLth
WeaLth Meltin pot given
the livin T'Each their own way.
SeaZe the Day...!!!
Sea the Net heaDy say...
saisissez le jour
soup du jour! ;)
~Just playing~
Learning... I don't know if they 'sound' like anything, I just see words. :)
~Major Li Te
Raised 6 Li /li?/
Lowered 7 Te (or Ta) /te?/ (/t??/)
~Natural Li Te
Raised 1 Li Di
Lowered 2 Te (or Ta) Ra
~Natural Sol SiST
7 Sol Te (or Ta)
Raised 7 Si Ti
~Sol.SeTi..iT
~The switch is this way /
~Si Te
~I might not be lost afterall~
SPILLEGE SPOIL SYBER SIST-- Vogon Unofficial Anthem Poetry
Infused intensity of immense ignorant
Boils of blast feme burbling
Crackle and gilling clump coils
Of filament retardants…..coverings
Egos frost bitten frozen bumps
Cabbage patch dolls provocateur
Running ruins caveating wretch
Worldly scum virgate arresting…..whose
Developing deepen darts of daze
Daring divorced deities
Spillage spoil syber sist
Rope gatherings of responsive reeps…..what?
Tweet twik ti tork
Tweet twik ti tork
Tork twik ti Tweet
Wailing walls worship waters sung-songs
Of open offensives offerings
Spillage spoil syber sist
Vested virtues very vast
Undermining unfixed unumerously…..anthem
Spillage spoil syber sist
1/17/25
For Vogon Poetry Poetry Contest
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