Best Rosie Poems

Kittens and Butterflies Contest
Sponsor: Eve Roper

~Rosie and Lady~

MORNING

A Painted Lady drinks nectar from a flower,
gathering pollen to nourish other plants,
a darling kitten, Rosie, seems lost full of glower,
Lady floats to her, as her crimson wings expand.

Gathering pollen to nourish other plants,
she sees Rosie alone while...

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Dear Rosie so sweet, no so clue
Less I long for the day you grow and you bloom
How I wish for your petals to not fall but rise
But you are no fool for my pretty little lies.

I owe you for nothing and for nothing I owe
Longing...

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She stands beautiful, pride in the sky 
The first lady of my countryside 
Watching over both town and tide 
I'm gonna climb her one more time before I die.  

Cast my ashes way up there 
High into the Cleveland air 
One hard morning still...

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There was a young lady named Rose,
who developed a run in her hose.
When her big toe stuck out;
she got zapped with the gout: 
Now what Rosie does best, 
is to limp all about....

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Yo listen up babe 

Had an ache in my head

So I swallowed a Bayer

Had a slight fever

So I took a chill pill

Had my eyes set on you

And your façade

So I call on sir Cupid 

To help me along

With some love potion

Number ..69

Everything was Rosie

So I...

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Ravishing Rosie Redbud raced red roadsters rapidly down the roadside.
Racing recklessly, Rosie Redbud rammed Roger Reynold's red ranger, 
resulting in ruined wrecks and a raving, ranting Roger.








Ravishing Rosie wreaked havoc with tongues.
For Gwen's Tongue Twister contest...

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I chose a career in grooming, of course,
and went at it with total force,
the days are long, and stressfull, of course,
but a career without passion, to me,
would be much worse,
As I look into this senior dogs eyes,
I see nobility,
and that she's wise,
comfortable in her fur...

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I could tell you about the souls that I borrow,
the words that I swallow,
but that is my own sorrow.
 
Let's stick to me,
because after all these years you still do not see;
that what you have got is really me.
 
Last night I wrote you a...

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Roses are red
Rosie is blue
Wondering where
Her boyfriend Fred
went to

He left in a hurry
In such a flurry
His mind a a blurry
Thinking of Rosie
Giving her posies

An afterthought 
Instead he thought 
two bouquets of
Red lovely red roses
for  valentine's Da\y

With a card added
Telling her of how
He feels about...

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When did the children stop embracing
The wind in their hair
Downhill racing, bright orange skies
With no due care
When did they all go home and scrub up their smiles
No longer free spirits to roam
With hours to while
Away with friends down by the railway track
Find a new hiding...

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* For Catie's contest

Rosie was relaxing in her kitchen
Alone she sat, friends at a convention

So lonely, no one to wine and dine
At her Hammond estate on Lake Michigan so fine

Munching on Tid-Bits that had the taste
Well…let’s face it…of nuclear waste

Medicine she had taken to ease...

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Turned down by a Spanish caballero
Rejected by an Egyptian Pharaoh --
   Rosie had real good looks
   But the girl couldn't cook --
Hitched an old bird who ate like a sparrow...

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Written for my wonderful daughter, 
Ella Rose who is the love of my life. 



For she's my itty bitty precious rose,
So delicate with a distinct written prose.

                  ...

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Rosie O Rosie

Rosie, O Rosie!
What have we here, my dear....
These look like regular deposits into your bank account...

Rosie, O Rosie!
O my God, look at each individual amount....
We are told these were all cash deposits as they come...

Rosie, O Rosie! 
What's your secret for generating such...

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The teacher asked Rosie
"What rhymes with Blue?"
Rosie replied,
"Kalamazoo!"

Mommy asked Rosie,
"What rhymes with Sam?"
Rosie replied,
"Alakazam!"

Granny asked Rosie,
"What rhymes with Snow?"
Rosie replied,
"Kokomo Joe!"...

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