Best Pam Poems

There once was a woman named Pam
Who entertained men with her cam
She'd pose in her undies
On Thursdays and Sundays
And used up her excess of RAM.....

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Maybe she's a stranger. 
To the rest of the world unknown.
Far from being famous.
Devoured by a world, cruel and dangerous.
Treated as if she were contagious.
She's...

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As worshippers in Australia lift holy hands to Heaven
I recall promises to pray for the ill, the aged, the convalescent

Praise-worthy voices dance exquisitely, inside a...

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Sit down clown and drown your sound bubble before I puncture it with my slam,
I'll show you an epic wham bam epigram 'cus I am...

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Pamela Relph wanted to join the army, the Royal Engineers, 
Because she was funded by them for sixth form fun arrears, 
But she got arthritis...

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Greg Focker was always an awkward man, 
only fiancée Pam could understand-
Jack would be his in-law,
and soon baby’s Pawpaw,
retired CIA in all the land.

The Focker’s...

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There was once a girl whose name was Pam
Mean as she could be, blamed Uncle Sam
         ...

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When Pam is cooking
She would concentrate on it
Making sure nothing will spill
On to the hot stove...

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What a privilege
It has been
To have Pam in my life
As a dear friend

Someone so honest
And most trustworthy
With real compassion
And much integrity

She listened when I needed
Someone...

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Pinocchio Pam
You are our hope
She so very good looking
She looks just like a man

She got in the photo
On acid was she
Exclaimed with surprise
When the flash...

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Gilly darling dont do that
You don't know where it's been
And put our hat on there's a love
I'm fetching some ice-cream
Do you want a cornet child?
Or...

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I can’t believe it’s been a year since she’s passed away,
But the memories I have keep her alive in my heart.
I always thought that I’d...

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A Mermaid Named Pam


Out at sea, a poor mermaid named Pam-
far away from her neighborhood swam;
richer waters she'd try
to attract a new guy
on a pirate...

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Remember the story of Pam Am Flight 914?
It took off from New York City in 1955 with 51 passengers.
Disappeared for thirty-seven years then landed n...

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I'd Love To Meet You Both
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The topics you have mentioned all relevant, still to this day.
It's like I know your husband, for I too, know...

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