Best Pam Poems

There once was a woman named Pam
Who entertained men with her cam
She'd pose in her undies
On Thursdays and Sundays
And used up her excess of RAM.....

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Maybe she's a stranger. 
To the rest of the world unknown.
Far from being famous.
Devoured by a world, cruel and dangerous.
Treated as if she were contagious.
She's become a faint memory, a stranger without a face.
Set aside and ostracized.
It's easier to routinely erase her, rather embrace her.
If...

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As worshippers in Australia lift holy hands to Heaven
I recall promises to pray for the ill, the aged, the convalescent

Praise-worthy voices dance exquisitely, inside a church called Hillsong
You and I must intercede for friends, foes,for those who don't belong

A for America, for a Holy-Spirit led...

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Sit down clown and drown your sound bubble before I puncture it with my slam,
I'll show you an epic wham bam epigram 'cus I am the lion and you're a lamb,
your jam lacked glam like expired meet attached to smelly feet and moldy ham,
It was...

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Pamela Relph wanted to join the army, the Royal Engineers, 
Because she was funded by them for sixth form fun arrears, 
But she got arthritis just when she was eighteen and keen, 
And so undertook a BSc at Birmingham in physics, mean. 

In 2011 she...

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Greg Focker was always an awkward man, 
only fiancée Pam could understand-
Jack would be his in-law,
and soon baby’s Pawpaw,
retired CIA in all the land.

The Focker’s housekeeper was Isabel, 
rumors Greg had an affair and didn’t tell-
Had a spawn named Jorge,
from Greg’s roll in the hay,
in...

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There was once a girl whose name was Pam
Mean as she could be, blamed Uncle Sam
            Abhorred all the rich
           Thought life's a bi#tch
...

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When Pam is cooking
She would concentrate on it
Making sure nothing will spill
On to the hot stove...

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What a privilege
It has been
To have Pam in my life
As a dear friend

Someone so honest
And most trustworthy
With real compassion
And much integrity

She listened when I needed
Someone to talk to
And if she said she’d do something
It was just what she would do

She truly inspired me
With her professional...

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Pinocchio Pam
You are our hope
She so very good looking
She looks just like a man

She got in the photo
On acid was she
Exclaimed with surprise
When the flash went off in her eyes...

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Gilly darling dont do that
You don't know where it's been
And put our hat on there's a love
I'm fetching some ice-cream
Do you want a cornet child?
Or will you take a lolly?
Oh Gilly darling don't do that
I'll have to tell your Mummy
Now sit here on the beach...

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A Mermaid Named Pam


Out at sea, a poor mermaid named Pam-
far away from her neighborhood swam;
richer waters she'd try
to attract a new guy
on a pirate ship planning a scam.

'Cause big treasure she needed to find
her life hadn't been any too kind-
she was missing a fin
and...

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I can’t believe it’s been a year since she’s passed away,
But the memories I have keep her alive in my heart.
I always thought that I’d see her again someday,
But I guess life got in the way and kept us apart.

I regret the fact that I...

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Remember the story of Pam Am Flight 914?
It took off from New York City in 1955 with 51 passengers.
Disappeared for thirty-seven years then landed n Miami?

This story was printed in the Weekly World News three times
Maybe if they printed it enough times, it became plausible?
it...

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I'd Love To Meet You Both
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The topics you have mentioned all relevant, still to this day.
It's like I know your husband, for I too, know just what to say!
You didn't mention world pollution, especially microplastic
Are you in denial of a situation, which has now turned...

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