Best Offensive Poems

(These are lyrics to a song I wrote called "Blasphemy")

Verses:
Mother Mary sat on a bench with me today
But I couldn't think of one goddamn thing to say
'Cept, "Mother, oh! Won't you please save my soul right now?
I'd gladly do it but I don't know exactly...

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Mouthy, offensive
Talking rudely out of turn
Learning deficits

Classroom victims-child
Awaiting salvation, and
Great education!


I wrote this for my son, who goes to school and got punished because of the groups wrongly 
talking too much, he felt it wasn't fair. I have been there too....

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Viet Nam has left many with mental pictures
Images, that some, just couldn't forget.
And when it was over and troops were home
Many vanished, living alone with their regret.

Some found themselves living on the streets
Disrespected and blamed for an unjust war.
Spat upon by some, and psychologically ill
Now...

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My psyche's playground
Is a horrific landscape:
There is no escape 
From the snagging cleft
Of its jagged inlay,
As steep as a million years of seeping blood
Coagulated through coldheartedness 
Confusion and subterfuge 
- It's like coming home when your lover's asleep,
Or breaking a promise by taking a peek;...

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The Most Offensive C-Word

By Elton Camp

The F-word is just revolting
The awful N-word is jolting

The way things have been of late
There’s another one that folks hate

Cruel is a word that most despise
For great evil it most surely implies

Crazy is very politically incorrect
For disability bias we easily...

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entry for offensive odor contest - everyone knew one of these kids. enjoy



There is always that one kid in all middle schools.
Who is unaware of personal hygiene rules.
Showing up to class needing no introduction
Because of their aroma causing nasal obstruction.

The other children convulsing in their...

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Note: Any one can be a Bookie, regardless of age, sex, or race!

With no regards for my life, or anything else.
I'm usually doing something silly 
to make me feel good about my self.
A negative person, with nothing good to say or do.
My calamity just doesn't...

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Quy Nhon and The Tet Offensive
By Franklin Price
9/2/2018

Quy Nhon and the Tet offensive, more than fifty years ago
That Chinese New Year changed our world and most its ebb and flow
Until that day the boonies were the combat place of plan
Tet brought the war to cities...

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Your mother must be ohh so proud
of you

Of all the complex things and thoughts
you have to say

Choose to write down and post

Oh how I bet she must share them
with all the other countless mother 
stork's 

Have them printed and placed above
her fireplace in gothic crucifix...

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a quarter of a coin that flips
heads or tails
no life 
just the breeze of freedom of speech
words that are conjunctions that flows with vivid taste
bold
no hidden facts
just the bluntness of truths
apolgetic for offending the characters of life but truth be told a lie equals the...

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MEDITATIONS OF AN 
OFFENSIVE LINEMAN

I am the essence 
of patience and method
No reckless trash talk; I never
say a word
I am John Henry, harder,
A hammer on your bones driving
spikes through your soul and
your disintegrating self esteem

We have a chunky young
tailback who dances through
turbulence like light through...

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you believe millions die
by the hand of man
so you can have faith

you believe one
not of god
will bring peace to the land

you believe eating
the sweetest fruit
will save your soul

you believe to be save
you must see a man
hanging from a cross

you believe the belief
belief alone
can save you...

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AND THUSLY DOES GOD ENTER

Why, God, won’t you bless the beleaguered such as me
Rather, You curse criminals so much like me
You, God, won’t grant rest to the weary like me
Rather you test the ones who don’t hear thee like me

I was made deafened to your...

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I heard a rumor

Nancy Pelosi has a tumor

  ~ Where is your sense of humor...

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I was skimming the internet
and found a man who preached,
can’t ever say that I’d agree
with any of his speech.
He hated nuclear power,
said that it should be banned,
that is was just a folly and
would be the end of man.
So I asked this man if he thought
that...

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