Best Married Man Poems

There’s a young married man in Kentucky
Who finds all touchy-feely stuff yucky
He is so uptight
he shakes hands goodnight
He says he’d like kids, but some guys aren’t lucky
2/11/22...

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Married Man Shy

Of her eyes 
and of her hair
I have been 
aware one year
and I have said 
no more than 
I’ll be gone 
all afternoon,
take all calls, 
all messages.


Donal Mahoney...

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If ye benevolent reader count yourself as a wise married man such as me...
(truer words never spoken nor written)
take my word and decline
and absolutely refuse to take masterly crafted bait
videre licet Facebook female
seeking to lure, catch
and unwittingly cannibalize
thee unfortunate soul
courtesy dangling eye catching
teasing offer vis...

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