Best Marketing Poems

Oh heavy heart these PR men in power
Yellow waxen masks reciting lies
Discovered by research in college towers
Who watch flashing brains in MRIs
Recording as fear lightens lobes
Word and images recorded and sold by drones
For use by corporate men round the globe
Control both CEOs and worker clones
Yet...

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Flower girls are good marketers
Innately cusping midnight dreams-
Planets poised for passion...

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If you want to build your very own paradise
Don`t worry
Heaven is only words
If you need a rainy day
Just look into the sky and you will see...
God is a Manager
Who rules the universe
And the angels 
Oh, the angels,
They are just Human Resources

World is just a project
In...

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Fruitful marketing strategy
Is crucial for any industry
And service-provider

Everyone loves beautiful thing
So the packaging of products
Must be eye-catching

Advertisement
Should be in such an way
So that the potential consumers
Are attracted
To the product or service

Quality of the product or service
Should be of international standard
So that it can survive
In the...

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I do not shout
I do not insist
I do not force
I do not fight the tide
I do not break minds or wills

I whisper
I suggest 
I endorse
I paint a picture of an idea
I plant seeds in the minds of great people
I open the necessary channels of communication
I...

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Marketing jingles can be quite amusing but at times, rather confusing..
"on the corner of health and happiness", now just where would that corner be? Will I find it at every Walgreen's store in my community? In our gas tanks, doughnuts are a plunk en, causes...

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Psst wanna buy a pretty thing
The spiv hid in the shadows said
(The devil's in the marketing)
Psst wanna buy a pretty thing
The silver moon slid shivering
Along his shiv, Or this instead
Psst wanna buy a pretty thing
The spiv hid in the shadows said

Psst wanna buy a pretty...

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Want to cancel your student loan debt?
Sixth call about it this week.
If I had an outstanding student loan 
it would be fifty years old by now.
I read their texts and roll my eyes.
The next text comes in. 
Want to add two inches to your willy?...

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fuchsia food drama
uncle Ben aunt Jimima
if face was a taste...

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(ads from the 70's and 80's)


If a diamond is forever,
then love is the San Francisco treat.
Just a little dab’ll do ya
so be all that you can be.

It’s the cheesiest, so just do it
you can have it your way.
So reach out and touch someone
it’s the best...

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Let me put it this way
Make it clear beyond a doubt
That what will suit you best today
Are many ways to loudly shout
Our method will improve your scheme
Provide return endorse your name
Send you out into the world apart
Make you winners of your game
Outline the essence of...

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cosmeceutical
hawkers put on new faces…
costly old potions...

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Boohoo is bidding for Boo-Boo
But Yogi’s not seeking a deal,
He’s scanning the park for a picnic
Looking forward to his evening meal.

Warner Brothers deny their involvement
So investors are kept in the dark,
But rumours are spreading ’round Bedrock
And the restrooms of Jellystone Park.

Boohoo is bidding for Boo-Boo,
It’s...

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Pumping water out of the Florida grounds.
Is more complex than you think it sounds.
For over forty years a team has tackled it.
Growing and scaling a service that’s legit.

Old fashioned morals that are rare to see.
They’re emphasizing satisfaction and quality.
High integrity and standards to avoid a...

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Joe Biden is a gambler
He’s got rune stones in his shoes
When he steps up to the table
He believes that he can’t lose
So, he places bets without speaking
Using head fakes left then right
And underwhelms us all each morning,
‘Keeps us sleepless every night.

But there is no need...

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