Best Mad Cow Disease Poems

I watch very intently, as each move is made
Who is in the sun and who is in the shade
From the California Cheese to the Midwest Plains
It is affecting their brains
A good burger needs all the fixins, hey Mom, don't  forget the cheese
But we don't...

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One cow said to the other, visually worried,
"This mad cow disease is really very scary.
It's spreading fast through out the dairy industry.
An entire herd had to be put down recently
because they all started going crazy.
I wonder when this disease will get to us."
"I wouldn't worry,"...

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