Best Laurel Poems

She Wore Blue Dress, Flowers Her Laurel Crown
 
She had only soft blue skies and romance
Attending angels at her beck and call
A golden life, with nothing left to chance
All her lovers came from Valhalla's halls.
A beauty, with glowing emerald eyes
With red lips begging ravishing desires
A...

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Laurel and Hardy

Hey LAUREL, you better stop getting me in trouble
But HARDY just trying to catch the bubbles
Stop waving your dang arms
But I can’t catch that farm
You’re getting me in double bubbles of trouble.

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LAUREL was a man with not much class
And HARDY was known as a pompous ass
Stan can’t keep his big mouth shut
Ollie would strike a stinging cut 
“Another fine mess…,” he would always sass...

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Stanleys' plane circles wild, fro and aft.
Ollie screamed up: " Throw me a raft!"    Oh Ho Oh Ho Oh Ho Oh Ho.
with gathering gators
I won't be here later
One just gave my drawers a big draft.  OhhhOhhh....

When they opened the gator to...

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A Scene from Laurel and Hardy

Like a scene from Laurel and Hardy,
Slapstick and comical beyond belief.
Legs dangle from bedroom window,
His head stuck, shouting for pain relief.
 
You’d swear it was Buster Keaton,
Or Charlie Chaplin in farcical capers.
Poor chap trying to rescue my keys,
Cruel observer sent...

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Stan Laurel
thinks he can sing in reality he warbles
His best buddy Hardy slaps him quiet
Before he can start another riot.

Oliver Hardy
Is usually farty so he abstains from drink
Gormless Laurel slurps Manhattans all night
Warbling and singing without stage fright.


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He lands onto the highest perch,
"Top of the world, Ma,  Top
of the world!"  Who knows where
our Jimmy went if not there. 
Before he was an aerialist, 

he folded onscreen on his way to
the chair so that the boys who
followed  him would have...

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The tender leaves of Laurel trees, reveals a name so rare,
a crown made of chartreuse shades is believed to show you care.
In the fourteenth century poet Petrarch adored his beloved’s mystery,
she was a queen with unknown identity and shared the same name as me. 

My...

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American duo great humorists by far
                                      A famous...

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Beautiful spring blooms
Decorate the light and dark
Essence of the heart...

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An ambiguous scratch comes on the face of reason
A sample of the universe hard wired to a voice
Mechanical in nature paying homage to its maker
Perhaps an internet connection or a ghost in the machinery
Gone wrong, gone haywire to the audible illusion of the truth

A misdirection...

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Laurel and Hardy

       Stan Laurel
       Playing clumsy funny squirrel
       Babble utter nonsense.
        Wakes up to enjoy sleep intense.

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It takes a snake’s forked tongue to kiss and tell
My Blue Ridges turned a Bitter Eden 
Of all I’ve known Love is a Laurel Hell
The lowest limb’s fruit all bruised and beaten...

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Laurel Canyon

Zappa....
 A part of the history of the sixties hippie movement
 The vibe was hip
 sunset strip was where you went to parade

 The Whiskey A Go Go was the elevated hippie sub culture place,
 Strange insane dancing
 A new change was starting to...

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Oliver often scolded Hardy, on a point of which he was
Never tardy.!
They had to have 'their daily fix' if not hourly? They were like two cats on
Hot bricks!
Their made up mayhem, garnered them gold, it was their milk and honey
A hit; 'they sold.'
Rich and famous,...

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