Best Housewarming Poems

A large heart-shaped box was placed at my door
no name or address - I checked to be sure,
after I untied the bow
I was treated to a show...
neighbor's wife naked at the wrong front door!...

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It could simply be a midnight musing,  
where these ears are not! 
A life floating in NAY-Nay sound  
is also a simpering one, throughout! 
I call it: Just a “mood swing”,  
and it feels overwhelming, quite often these days! 
Everyone is nailing...

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You can open your eyes now, darling. Surpise! I bought it two days ago. This is a living room. There will be nursery. There's no furniture in a here yet, except that vase on the floor. Please, put this beautiful white rose in it. One...

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