Best Honey Badger Poems

A Honey Badger's on the prowl....

"Don't mind if I do help myself 
With some honey as you guys swarm me
Loudly buzz about my ears, and incessantly sting me
You're all upset that I'm trespassing? Deal with it
Stay mad. You can't drive me off the nest. Sure,...

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uninvited guest
sweet tooth must be satisfied ~
bee stings no problem


Wild Animal Haiku Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 
Date written: 04/16/2022...

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Office manager Mr. Honey Badger called his administrative assistant Mr. Bloodhound into the office. Honey badger was extremely mad because he looked out of his office window and could see that the folks in the office were whispering and snickering and not working. Honey Badger...

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Office manager Mr. Honey Badger called his administrative assistant Mr. Bloodhound into the office. Honey badger was extremely mad because he looked out of his office window and could see that the employees in the office were whispering and snickering and not working. Honey Badger...

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FEARFULLY I AM DIZZY As I stand up to the honey badger--

Sprinkling fluorescent muted dots of racing shadows,
Fatefully  anxieties hypocrisies dilemmas,
As vertigo swirls away constants fathoms.
"I stand up to the honey badger"


“I fear not the bee stings but run from the honey the badger...

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Honeyguide bird has a special pal
He teams up with a honey badger gal
Honeyguide finds bee’s hive and makes a call
Alerting honey badger, his partner, a friendly doll
Badger eats the sap, honeyguide bird eats the wax
This is just one of a bunch of interesting facts...

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In these troubled times
Let your animal spirit
Be the honey badger
Small but fiercely indomitable 

Stand up, stand tall
As those waves of faux outrage
Spew from the cavernous holes
Of the toothless, spineless SJWs
To break, drained of all their power
On the reef of your equanimity 

In these troubled times
Take...

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