Best Felon Poems

There once was a man who was a felon
Who had just stolen a watermelon
But when he swallowed a seed
A little girl decreed
I think maybe your...

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Detested humanity                       ...

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He sounded like. "Behave!” 
Out with the first light of the morn. 
It glared, In dozens!...

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Recently thought of robbing a bank
If caught, I'll just call it a wee prank
If cops don't allow 
Put me in the hoosegow
I'll make friends with...

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If you Google ‘a convicted felon’
You’ll find the name of a person
Who’s rich, popular and flamboyant
You’ll see his original mug shot
Ladies and gentlemen, believe it...

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Dear Jayne,
Of course I'll go with thee,
Upon the train to Coventry,
Make sure of good boots on your feet,
And meet me Sunday at New Street,
I'll get...

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like taunted tiger
seeped'n saucy anger
felon fury fostered
fiery feelings triggered
callous claws smirk
dripping lanky lurch

saucy silhouette scribbled
with whooshing wiggle
naive cubs cobbled

as rustling rage
smite tainted trace
intruder felon phrase

same,...

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This is a different time, a new season
These days, crimes seem to pay
For a multitude of obvious reasons
As we all know by now, this is...

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*Felon Feast Fall*

will be done
zeal tumultuously torn
felon tiers' turn
vile voluptuous verge
cuss be curse
pruning pulsing purse

faith be bait
fate, tactic trait
twain tracking trail

callous crest chittering
luminescent lust leering
spent...

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dark dearth dribbled
crunching cloned cripples:
hoisted hay forlorn
perforating pulpy pawn
punctured pills pored
gaunt gifts gored

nocturnal nature tamed
leering lanky lame
kaleidoscopic chaos craved

meagre missiles moaned
munching mufti robe
rusty rhythm poked

yearning...

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Once upon a time
Behold the stream of everlasting dote 
The fiddle and a young stag 
Cute, happy, naive young love
Happiness lighten their infinite world 

Hidden...

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When we retired we were so inspired:
To live free and rest from our labors.
This mobile home park has lived up to the mark,
But oh, goodness...

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They are eating the dogs
They are eating the cats
They are eating the pets
They are eating the wild hogs.

In the early 20th “c”, Germans used to...

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He’s a very famous shell-man.
Who thought he was coated with teflon.
Can a narcissist be taught a lesson?
By him, the prosecutor and judge were threatened,
could the...

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