Best Employee Poems

You've been invited to a hot debate:
 A dangerous war between two fighters.
Those who are fighting with extreme hate.
An inspiring topic for sci-fic writers!

One side is the boss, the king of the earth,
Who's glory of his Territory.
The Lord gave his fade at the time of birth.
Should everybody reads the story!

 On the other side:...

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Sexual Employee

It clocked in at 7:02 am
No orifice in sight
Placed the time card in a slot
Made its way to a metallic table
Blank white paper on the top
#2 lead pencil, covered yellow, appeared 
One hour later the employee began to draw
At the center of the paper...

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new employee
flings red socks in a white load
pink slip

1-25-2012

Sponsor	John lawless
Contest Name	SIMPLY SENRYU...

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Working for years, in TIME FACTORY ,
I follow every order of my boss THE CLOCK,
I wander in space from dark to shine,
Knocking every door, every district and every block.

Many people just avoid the knock,
Some who open the door, shut it back for once and for...

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I missed the meeting, again.
‘It was important’ -
My manager rebukes me often;
But if I knew it was
I would promulgate to my whole family
In its entirety: Attend!
No questions asked!...

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THE COMMON COLD

Have you ever felt like you were going to die?
And you knew good and well the reason why;
and as you got sicker and sicker;
and the heavy gloom grew thicker and thicker,
it began to seem like the very end,
so I decided to call my...

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The new employee calls in sick weekly.
On Monday this week.
On Tuesday last week.
On Wednesday the week before.




We wonder why he does not get into trouble.
Until we hear him call the boss
“Uncle Bradley”...

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Steve Job’s took away Job’s...

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His mischief and mishaps 
all becoming a frequent accident,
only the quest for a selfish satisfaction 
makes him prudent.
Research on loopholes and hidden corners 
he stays ardent
busier than all others 
but a broad day light rodent.
For almost every fulfilled task, 
there is a dent
no matter his...

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Sound the sirens, tell them to bring oxygen in their company 
I'm overdosing on apathy, forcefully devouring justified anger
Sound the alarm, I'm just a volcano waiting to blow
I can't bury my head in sleep
the world has ordered all beds made of steel
my head full of...

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TIRED WALMART EMPLOYEE

				harried
						married

				tarried

						carried

				she was harried, married to a jerk
				never tarried, carried on with work

20 January 2018

For contest sponsored by Kim Rodrigues...

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In my little corner of earth
I shall work and toil
But at the bell, my day is done
I am no longer loyal.
Trade in my chains for currency
For as long as I can fend
But Again, I will be in bondage
When the next work week begins

And so it...

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If you’re looking for a guy approachably honest, 
A man who will stand by his word,
If you want a guy who prefers to be happy, 
And won’t brag about how much he’s earned,

Treats colleagues at work with respect and regard, 
Isn’t selfish or arrogant or...

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Quick to forget the Off-Duty Grant
That makes bosses not rant
Easily treating An Observer,
To a levity of A Grieving Server
All stops are boldly pulled out
Like irritable errors struck out,
All restrictions kicked aside
Or left to their time bide!

It’s a being who has glimpsed obligations 
Vain Boss would...

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first impression was great.
wonderful smile, enthusiastic,
glad to be hired, upbeat and positive.

second impression, more of the same.
fantastically caring, kind. Gets along with
all of the like-minded staff members.

third impression – friendly, honest, willing to
pitch in and do without much direction.

rumors swirled. She’s uppity; she thinks she
is...

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