Best Easy As Pie Poems

Around the corner and half a block away, the flavor would grab me, tie me up to some irresistible force, then drag my nose to the source of its home.  The aroma that wafted in the air and up my whiffer was sweet and...

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A New Football Season


Fall football season has finally come upon us,
It’s time for wives across the nation to raise a fuss.
This usually happens once each year,
From the beginning of the season, ‘til the last cheer.

No one knows what makes them hate this game,
Maybe it’s the...

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My lala mal flats is skinking like that
Shimmy, Jimmy, gimme some of that hat
We're fleshing and flexing, cheek to cheek
meshing, on do-own
Shimmy, little Jimmy will ya break a my heart?

My pushaloopa swish swash skirt
gonna twirl you, swirl you, send you out a this world
Shimmy, Jimmy,...

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Are cucumbers cool
As a general rule?
How fresh is a daisy?
Are loons always crazy?

How snug is a bug
When he’s not in a rug?
How gentle are lambs
If not happy as clams?

How clever’s a fox
That’s as dumb as an ox?
How fit is a fiddle
Not clean as a whistle?

Are...

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Everyone feels the pressure of stress, 
Your environment is the ultimate test. 
Whether it’s on a job or in life, 
Not everything is as easy as pie.

People are often blind to complexity, 
Steady crying about your personal issues, 
Countless factors hidden in mentality. 
Oblivious to...

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Dear Soupers, some of you have read my piece on FGM….Female Genital Mutilation for Richard Lamoureux’s Contest: Girl Rising. One of you has suggested signing a petition so that this grievous practice will be stopped. I’m happy to inform you that something IS being done...

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The funny side of life is for everyone
Open your mind, greet each day with a pun
It's easy as pie
Just give it a try
Might wind up on television making tons...

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Pulling the Wool Over Mamma's Eyes

Mamma's eyes were as big as the moon

and a nose like a hound

When her children sins were black as night

The hound lost its scent and she became blind as bat

They could pull the wool over her eyes as easy as...

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EASY CHEESY AND EASY AS PIE are not really so easy
Peach, pumpkin, plum perfection-Pie
Always Alliteration and Anchovies
Wouldn't work in a good Pie
Banana, coconut, and blueberry cream Pie 
Works well, while whiting and wax won't work well in Pie

Poetry and alphabet soup should work well---
In theory,...

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PALADIN

Expert but understated taciturn lone hero
Sherlock Holmes fiddling with a violin solo
Then James Bond  then Richard Boone
Then Terminator and Bruce Lee (died too soon)
But today’s hero is the computer guy
Who can fix your machine easy as pie.
Unspeaking, he arrives in casual jeans, with pliers
Small...

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Things that used to be easy as pie
Are now a struggle, my shoes to tie
Am I nearing the end
Flowers you should send
But still got limericks to write before my goodbye...

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Expectations of the newly wed
Are higher than the sky,
To live in passion until they're dead
With life as easy as pie.

Expectations change with the years.
A more subdued view is found.
Through the ups and downs, smiles and tears
We expect our love to stick around.

Expectations years after the...

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Fear I have going to the quack, knowing my life is in their hands
The moment I was told to register for a simple snip
In and out in a flash, easy as pie  
To waking up and realizing something is defective
Hearing antibiotics, damaged my blood...

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People love to lie for it is as easy as pie
But some people cannot tolerate lies
They swat at them like flies 
Lies are easy but as it is it makes some people queasy
Once a liar, always a liar it is so dire
Lying will not earn...

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But she sees things 
In a different light
Where most would land
She takes flight

What seems simple to most
She couldn’t quite master
Her peers, on a float
She’s climbing a ladder

Some things, however,
Come easy as pie
She’s witty and clever
She sees the big why

A word generator 
And charmer to boot
High...

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