Best Dui Poems

It was a dark, snowy night,
My blurry eyesight,

I'm just trying to get from point a to B
But I can barely see,

I can hardly walk, talk, stand,
My slurred speech,

I know I shouldn't be driving,
But nothing will happen to me...

Until all of a sudden my car swerves,
It...

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Scraps of metal 
Surround the trees
Lying on the leaf covered floor
Smoke still rising 
From the smoldering engine
Heating the leather interior
A headlight makes a path to see
The other in front
A shattered windshield
Shows the flesh torn body
And the beer cans that 
Survived....

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Isc-ca-cave baby
  Is-to take it slow
Ischch- got telekinesis'
As you must know
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They say that Wildthang
Is his isch-ca-duta-da-de
Say's thay ye shall
Isch-ca-a-duta-see
It ain't
Isch-a-duta-Me
A monkkey ain't
Going to make a 
Monkkey out of me

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You Will Hear Her Laughter
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Shriek In The Skies
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Hide Your Daughters
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She Wears No Disguise
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She Flies On Her Broom
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She Never Bends Or Tends
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Mind To The Spoon
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She Drinks Neat, Her Jacks
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She Ace Her Blacks
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She Is The Witch Of Hadditats Clove
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Around And Around She Rides
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Far And Beyond But Never...

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The car
The party
All runs through my head
The stupid decision to drive
Instead of asking a friend
The tears keep coming
Although I wish to stop
The stupid decision
To drive and not walk.

The road where you wrecked
Was close at heart
Sitting there we wished on stars
Laughed out loud in the dark.
All...

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(11/8/11)

The judge asked : why was you speeding?
Why was you going so fast?
Why didn’t you ease up on the gas?

Your honor : I was Driving Under The Influence
Of her love.
I felt like a shooting star up above.
She has me intoxicated from head to toe
I don’t...

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Do U…
Yes, you do!

Celebrate with friends. 
Drinking laughing, 
and telling jokes. 
all is well. 

Merry Christmas, 
Happy New Year, 
I pray you see the first day, 
and not your last. 

It controls us, 
now. 
It always did, 
We were just not aware, 
that when we...

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yes i was
at the will
thankfully
not killing
anyone

except myself
as the officer
deflated me
from breathing
air bag i barely

remembering
telling him i
was just out
to get some
chicken

though i'm
vegetarian
how would
he know
and why

would i
be saying
this to him
as if it were so
matterafactually

who cares
and apparently
i didn't because
i didn't ask if any
one got hurt...

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Just read in the papers
your name once more;
illogical the powers
which huddle unseen.
You sat in my class,
scholarship’s pilgrim. 
I recall your nascent soul,
tranquil but with drive.

Now, your face, a shock
which scorches my eyes,
Pondering your death
mercifully, my spirit cries. 
Last year, reports of gangs  
front page...

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