Best Double Entendre Poems

Their was once en olde boozer named Mable,

   Who inn her dotage was sow unstable.

      She was thee village buffoon,

          Swilling at ev'ry saloon.

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Does it really have to rhyme?
I'm not entirely sure
It simply takes me so much Thyme
Like it's a herbal cure

Perhaps it is to make you laugh
Is merely what is kneeded
Like dough and other moulding stuff
No creativity impeded...

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My heart has Conditions
It moved off my sleeve--
Five* years ago:
I planned their itinerary

I slept under the sun
Then, Masqueraded in the moonlight--
Just four* years passed:
I stumbled into a sea of aluminum and glass

To be Anaheim's captive
I frequently danced with death--
As if with three* more years to...

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double-entendre
double-meaning 
insinuations
full of suggestive 
vagueness
scattered ambiguity 
sprinkled through out 
obscurity of inconclusiveness
of train of thought 
creating the lore of lies 
of a future together as one 
within a land of make believe
that one is trying to create within 
the mind...

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What is it you've said when
you never said that at all
and why did it read between the lines
you're dead and never written?

I'm confused.
I thought you were being used
to channel heaven-sent the scent of mystery
yet here I see upon the scene
the angels are abused.

Tell me I'm...

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Our eyes met across the marquee and I noticed her lovely pair.
The owner was a pretty girl with a shock of auburn hair.
But my eyes could only see two things the objects of my desire,
and they quickly caused a spark inside which built to a...

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Her spelling could be faulty
and confusing, even naughty.
To her mother she wrote:
“I took a course in physics this year.
It was hard at first, I admit,
but with effort, I passed it.”
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Often
words that
condemn
offer salvation

Their
juxtaposition
the blink
of an eye

What starts
to indict
turns into
redemption

The turn
of a phrase
their meaning
— belies

(The New Room: March, 2025)



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There once was a cocky male frog
Who met a cute toad on a log
She thought he said “Ribbit”
In fact, he said “Rub it”
Now he’s belly-up in the bog.

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