Best Cro Poems
The Cro-Magnon Dinner
When the Cro-Magnan’s sat down to eat their fare,
The master screamed, and went on a tear.
Grunting, ‘Woman you goofed,
Coz on this saber tooth,
I bit through one of your yard long gross hairs!’
She yelled, ‘That’s what you get when being fed,
After dragging me around by my...
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Categories:
cro, food, fun, history,
Form:
Limerick
If I Did Not Look Like Cro-Magnon ManEverybody and their cousin wants their haircut today.
The sign is in the window as usual – stylist needed.
Great opportunity. Apply within.
It should say ten stylists needed.
Many empty stations.
Not sure what is happening here.
The usual cutters are not around anymore.
The young ones are beeping and blinking...
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Categories:
cro, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Light Verse