Best Clicker Poems

The master of the living room
‘Cause I’ve got the clicker
My children, to my tastes shall groom
‘Cause I’ve got the clicker

They storm around, they scream and shout
They act as if they’re al put out
They whine and moan, complain and pout
‘Cause I’ve got the clicker

Procedurals, I won’t...

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lean back n’ 
close your 
eyes---pretend 
that no one is 
around even if 
someone is--- 
crack open yer   
beverage of 
choice pick it 
up in your hand 
ooh that plastic 
perfection with 
its slick rubber 
buttons & dive 
right into the 
drama---you are
at...

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Does your TV have a timer?
Will it turn off automatic?

I miss the days of simple viewing and television static.

On switch 

Off switch

No subscriptions and way less problematic.

Before never needing a broadband service ,

electric installation or a qualified mechanic

Thirty-nine minutes I've searched in a crazed and...

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