Best Cartoon Poems

"More Spongebob, Mimi"--this I hear
        a dozen times a day.
        How much more can I stand to see?
        No more of this, I pray!

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CHARLIE'S CARTOON CHARACTERS

Once upon a time, long, long ago, in a far away land, in the land where Charlie lived, there was a group of cartoon characters who felt as though they were the greatest thing to come along since sliced bread was put on...

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A poor man waved
to a well-dressed cartoon
thinking he would drop a coin
in his hands that hard day

A beggar looked at the glass window
he saw picture of a ragged beggar
and went away wondering
He asked whether beggars too
live in glass houses

A rich man passed near
a poor man...

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Minor amendments --- mini-mends
      Major amendments --- maxi-mends
         Mickey Mouse --- Minnie mends...

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Life's no cartoon, perhaps on the moon? 
   Must I live as a laughing goon? 
   I won't make the heart not matter! 
   Nor observe the world, just shatter! 
   My poetry is not one of a loon.

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cartoon dolls

devour my time

laughing at my angst

soothing away troubles 

I have not come to terms with

Luckily with my art and poetry I no longer have to face them fully...

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These dudes funny like "Nickelodeon"
I see how these "Cartoons Network"
Come in "Dexters Laboratory " I'm Writing "Explosives" 
Blues Clues "Cues" in my "Excerpts"
Mandark hating thinking "Quotients"
 Mad cuz I'm Hot like "Petroleum"
 Writing Science like I'm follower of "Newtonian" 
Dexter soul hot full of "Sodium"
My...

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Yeah I got PokeBalls to catch Goals
I'm like Ash Ketchum when he Throws
Cause Ash Catch Em Bold I'm like Pidgeotto when my wings Flow
Look at the the light around me like Pikachu 
With a forcefield around me like Mewtwo
With Hands like Majin Buu 
Shocking haters...

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Small and Extra Large Loo

ma viewed her old man in a helpful mood
her sweetness turned to  a fiery storm brewed
a two sitter for the loo
his and her  tush  fit for two
extra spicy will simmer in his food

Eve Roper 11/18/2016

Fred cut two holes...

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Afghanistan, Afghanistan,
you can't win a war in Afghanistan
ask the Russians and A Mer I Cans,
if they can't do it, than no-one can

Watch out!....The War in Afghanistan


Afghanistan, Afghanistan,
full of Al-Qaeda and Taliban
opium poppies throughout the land,
a big paycheck for Afghanistan,

Watch out!... for The War in Afghanistan.

In...

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Medical Conditions of Cartoon Characters

By Elton Camp

Barbie and Ken look just right
Cartoon characters are no delight
There is old Porky Pig, if you please 
Obviously he has Parkinson’s disease

And just as soon as you see her 
You know Olive Oyl has anorexia 
Attention deficit disorder has...

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One day in mid June, in far off Rangoon.
    The hand drawn baboon, a comic cartoon,
    Was flown to the moon, by hot air balloon.
    Then late afternoon, while in his pontoon.
    A...

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In afternoons I would escape
With cartoons like the Grape Ape
Lounging with my teddy bear
Snacks and goodies we would share
My warm P.J's soft to touch
How I miss those days so much
No worries, concerns, or cares
Laughing till I started tears
From the antics on T.V.
That entertained teddy and...

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Mermaids, sirens of the seven seas,
Guardians of Davey Joanne’s keys
Water babes, in rivers seen to swim
Young mermaids, now there’s a thing!
Kermit the frog, and miss Piggy too
Live shows, were all a joy to view
Donald Duck, weren’t he quackers
Scooby Doo, his mates all crackers
Bugs Bunny, always...

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There is a lilt to their eyes, a sassy to their attitude.
They know themselves well, drawn in living color.
Alive, dancing through their day, being admired greatly.
Characters who are not afraid to be themselves.

A trusty funny sidekick always building up the heroine
Who falls in love with...

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