Best Butted Poems

Charm is a big-butted gal, he said proudly.
In a braggadocio way, and he said it too loudly.
Her ma in the kitchen smirked and repeated.
He was swiftly kicked and repeatedly cleated.

For that big-butted gal did not take it too well.
Now Charm is in jail in a...

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Craving to own a doe
Alone, begot he as his tool a mid-day brawl
With his foe,

And butted his
Foe bereft arms and had a fall
And this

Did draw 
Loin down - a small
Flow. 

Craving to own a doe…
Foe bereft arms and had a fall…
Flow. 

*A 3rd Place* in...

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