Best Butchery Poems

The doctor’s had a heart attack,
The lollipop lady’s got RSI,
Couldn’t risk holding her wrist too slack
In case her stick got stolen by a passer-by.
Still, at least she’s better off than poor Doreen
Who got hit by a Ford Fiesta reversing around a corner;
Oh it was awful,...

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I stand still here, as I stood there
when your lexis ripped me bare.
Thank you for the butchery.
I am now used to your tirade barrage
that disparage me like stale garbage. 
Thank you for the butchery.
Consider, I accept my faults
when I am to, in your courts
but you...

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