Best Braggadocio Poems

There are too many people whose favorite trick,
Is to preach, "Walk softly and carry a big stick." 
But, in practice, they arrogantly sing Yankee Doodle
And stomp around loudly, but carry a wet noodle...

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Nay, despite failing to make the grade,
     this bluesy well red, duff mute 
     average white band hit,
     hard knock school alumnus
jack of all trades master of none bumped along

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I can stand on a speck of dust
                                And move the entire universe
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have small *****,
will travel in big truck,
have small *****,
will blare big ass stereo,
have small *****,
will boast & blather 
about one’s supposed 
exploits in public,
as if have the *****town
in which they reside,
has been wooed overnight
by this man of the hour,
this playa who has to get a
new...

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Donald Trump Das Fuehrer's Braggadocio

Wrapped up in the Christmas holiday spirit,
I surmise doth allow
nationally collective obliviousness
     to steer ship of state
     (these United States)
to suffer retaliatory browbeat
ting activates, detonates, generates
     je nais sais...

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I have written the ultimate love song
it was the braggadocio cad, Sir Edward
He thinks his words are golden laced with silver
Some of us yawn, I may have giggled

He plays his song for us, which is no surprise.
It is amazingly tender, romantic and well-written.
You did not...

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