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Best Badder Poems

Below are the all-time best Badder poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of badder poems written by PoetrySoup members


The Bitter Batter Baker and the Badder Baker's Batter
So the better bitter batter wants a better bitter bat
But the better bitter batter baker wants to break his cat
'Cause the badder batter baker bakes...

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Categories: badder, fun, humor, humorous, spoken
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Badder Day
Badder Day

I woke up this morning
so cold I'm almost jerking.
My house was almost freezing
my furnace wasn't working.

I stepped outside to take a ride
and stopped where...

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Categories: badder, crazy, dad, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Do-Badder Captain Mousey Mook
Captain Mousey Mook had a vile virile look
It makes him dashing said his long-time cook
She had a thing for this do-badder named Mook
Wishing he would...

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Categories: badder, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Monorhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Badder Bladder Climbing Ladder
Badder Bladder Climbing Ladder

There had been a problem with my bladder,
Higher and higher I would climb tall ladder;
When I quibbled,
Dribbled and dribbled;
Bader and bader did...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: badder, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things