Best Badder Poems

So the better bitter batter wants a better bitter bat
But the better bitter batter baker wants to break his cat
'Cause the badder batter baker bakes the better batter's bats
While the better batter's biggest brother balks at all of that.

So the bitter batter's brother bakes a...

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Badder Day

I woke up this morning
so cold I'm almost jerking.
My house was almost freezing
my furnace wasn't working.

I stepped outside to take a ride
and stopped where I was at.
All four of my truck tires
and my spare was flat.

I fired up my motor
in my truck parked in...

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Badder Bladder Climbing Ladder

There had been a problem with my bladder,
Higher and higher I would climb tall ladder;
When I quibbled,
Dribbled and dribbled;
Bader and bader did become my bladder.

Jim Horn...

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Captain Mousey Mook had a vile virile look
It makes him dashing said his long-time cook
She had a thing for this do-badder named Mook
Wishing he would someday sport a left-wrist hook.

It would be such an improvement to his natural look
Stated the cook, who got her recipes...

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