Best Armed To The Teeth Poems
The Flash Mob ApplicationI'd like to apply for a permit
for a protest march
on the Washington Mall.
Lovely idea.
But, we're only issuing Mall permits
for Song and Dance Events.
I think this might be a violation of my Rights
to Free Speech.
I see it more as a patriotic protection of your health care...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, america, culture, health, humanity,
Form:
Political Verse
MahanaimMahanaim
Israel’s father, Jacob
had lived a life of tricks and cons,
till at last he’d met his match of matches
when he came face to face with his mighty God.
All because he had conned his brother, Esau
out of his life’s most precious thing,
it was the birthright...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, inspirational, visionary,
Form:
Free verse
Blood In, Blood OutThey stand on the corner anything you want they got,
Some do the deals some run the money and some call shots,
All of them are ready to pop at the first signs of a problem,
Smith n Weston and Glock know just how to solve them,
These boys...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, family, violence,
Form:
Rhyme
Such a ClicheI'll drink to that, three sheets in the wind, the Booze cruise Drinking like a fish, kicking the bucket a fine kettle...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, funny, humor, irony, language,
Form:
Free verse
Who Assumes ResponsibilityArmed to the teeth, but not in the head
Soon the ground will be covered with dead
Shooting and fighting, explosions galore
Wounded fall to the ground, see the blood pour
Technology making the casualties increase
It seems that our warlike nature won’t cease
Skirmishes...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, poems, poetry, political, war,
Form:
Rhyme
' Toothy Fruity Faith Ode '
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Blind...with the beauty and symmetry of nature
Can't espy the astonishing and sedate scenes of ardour
Just living with the greatest and blindest darkness
Imageless and almost senseless...
Deaf...with the mellifluous and profound music of amity
Can't harken the serene and blithe tune of natural creativity
Just living with my own...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, devotion, faith, , cute,
Form:
Ode
Villanelle: the Dilemma of the Non-Violent - 18Villanelle : The Dilemma of the Non-Violent – 18
World in which is ingrained innate violence
Where nation-States all hell-bent on blitz wars
He who abstains from doing harm commits offence
Is branded traitor parasite perched on fence
On conscientious objector shine no stars
World in which is ingrained innate violence
Even...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, freedom, political, violence, war,
Form:
Villanelle
Souper Report - WashingtonHere’s your roaming reporter, the Average Joe,
Always reporting, always on the go.
I’m reporting today on the impending battle,
As state troops amass in the city of Seattle.
Much to the surprise of our neighbors up North,
The state of Washington is marching forth
To capture Vancouver Island and Victoria...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, parodycity,
Form:
Quatrain
Presidential Inauguration 2017 - Poetic Screed - Part2diametrically opposing forces miscarriage
and abort, cancel and retry to upend Vanity Fair
where trump defiantly makes an en rode
gauging Bernie sanders troopers as “enemy” phalanx
pitting American fighters, who obediently unload
lead unleashing harsh supreme weapons...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, abuse, america, bullying, change,
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Poems You Won'T LikeThis world is lovely
Only a pinch of salt
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He slipped out the back door
He attacked the wrong bed
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World is so great
Linda Andie Eve Paul Olive...infinity
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My wife kissed a wrong man
me
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I cannot love balloons
They have no hearts
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My dog sniffed my fingers
Felt them last year's sausages
#
I loved her...
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armed to the teeth, fun, universe,
Form:
The Ghost of Yellow-John MatthewsYellow-John Matthews, he sailed upon the main
A pirate who would prey on them all.
Spanish of British, it was no matter
Before him they all were all bound to fall.
He stood six feet, of medium frame,
Was never seen without his tricorn.
He was crowned with hair, yellow as...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, adventure, death, journey, ocean,
Form:
Narrative
Nebulous Streams Clouding My BrainI sail on an ocean of custard and jam,
Aboard a ship made of biscuits and bread.
I am the sweet toothed pirate I am,
And clearly not right in the head.
Nebulous streams clouding my brain,
Give me some peculiar thoughts,
I wear a vest made of liquorice sticks,
And a...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, humorous, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Ruby RedA kiss from her lips are sweeter than honey, sweeter than nectar
a blessing from disaster
till her kiss spreads the venom from her poison to your brain
the sickest pain, felt from undercover, she hit the biggest the vein
Vanity, she lured you in with vanity
discreetly she...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, women, word play, daffodils,
Form:
Rhyme
The Boss Aka Bruce Springsteen and the E Street BandThe boss aka Bruce Springsteen and the E Street band
Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen
born at Monmouth Medical Center
in Long Branch, New Jersey,
on September 23, 1949.
His nationalities include hodgepodge
of Dutch, Irish, and Italian descent.
He grew up Catholic in Freehold, New Jersey.
I...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, 12th grade, age, america,
Form:
Free verse
Upper Class Clowns and Socialist Just Want To Have Fun While Ignoring the Blood All Around ThemUpper class clowns and socialists
always whining from their crystal palaces.
Fine dining ...greasy lipped pimps
Lecturing the working man, on global warming,
who just topped off their private ride
with ozone poking jet fuel piss-
Upper class clowns and socialists,
always cawing about American gluttony
the distribution of wealth.
While wearing...
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Categories:
armed to the teeth, passion, psychological,
Form:
Free verse