Best Acronym Poems

Now here's a definition of MACHO 
I've never ever heard before
“Male Acting Childish, Hormonal, and Obnoxious”
When I read it, I started thinking of more

There's the ever popular ROTFLMAO
Everybody certainly knows this one
“Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off”
Used in emails to express some fun

ANFSCD...

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I-t
S-till
R-seeks of
A-atrocious
E-vil
L-ies...

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My gramps was a long-staunch Baptist of the sort S.B.C., 
Until his local congregation got beholden to the R.N.C. 

Gramps was a hoot – on a Friday he joined the K.K.K., 
Saturday, he quit because it wasn’t a branch of the Y.M.C.A. 

Afterwards, he feared...

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Adhesive seems to screen,
like a cage I found my being,
Imprisoned you!
Either intimidation or empowerment it slain,
Land in towns,...fence all over queen,
with one tree surrounded by forest,
Equiping personality negatively or positively in mess,
Stimulant to nerves,...shadow of tense, 
Controller reasoning with thief of decisiveness,
Troublesetter good works fulfilled,
All...

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Excuse me if I do not cover my walls...

Jump up and down and celebrate...

As deceit... provocation...delay stalls...

It used to be a beautiful view...

Yet the rise and fall of peace...

...unrest of the mad man...

...We have lost more...

...Too easy words fall without fortitude...
of peace...

...Treat the wound of...

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H appy days throughout your life
A ccomplished dreams from now upward
P eace of mind, body and soul
P leasures without pressure
Y ears of Soaring into destiny

B eautiful today
I ncreasing wisdom
R enew mind
T Transform life
H igher dimensions
D ominion over opposition
A dventures of joy
Y ummy...

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My first day on the floor as a LVN
I mistakenly agreed to PRN

When I arrived, was sent straight to PICU
Finished out day one up in the NICU

Day two I had an uncaring RNC
She didn’t want to give patient’s TLC

I was asked to go upstairs ASAP
The...

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On coining an acronym for the neologism  'occult microaggresion' 
'OM' is right, 
But might get the Buddhists backs up....
OMA, WTAF? What about OMA? 
Its German for granny, but I've no objection to teutonic geriatrics, 
Unless they take hat tricks;
They can be surprisingly elastic - 
Vorsprung...

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The Great Lakes acronym spells homes

I chose titled topic by a fanciful whim,
nevertheless still consider my knowledge 
of aforementioned material slim.

Housing multivarious biomes
register ecological syndromes
whereby constituents of NOAA 
Great Lakes Environmental 
Research Laboratory writ tomes.

Pellucid pearls in northeastern 
North America since planetary birth
Comprise Lakes Superior,...

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Now here's a definition of MACHO 
I've never ever heard before
“Male Acting Childish, Hormonal, and Obnoxious”
When I read it, I started thinking of more

There's the ever popular ROTFLMAO
Everybody certainly knows this one
“Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off”
Used in emails to express some fun

ANFSCD...

Continue reading...

I am a very old senior white male. At 10 years of age I was playing with two black friends when a bully who was white and twice our size started calling my Friends the N word so my friends ran away and so did...

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That “keep it simple, stupid” line
Is wise advice, we must opine.
What’s more, some poems make us snort,
It could read, “keep it simply short.”...

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When texting was just starting out, my friend texted LOL to me.
Little ornery lunatic?
Lovely ordinary laugh?
Luxuriously outstanding lady?
Lobe-oriented log-splitter?
Land over Lithuania?

Lime Orange Lion-berries?
I texted back “what is LOL?”
But she had shut her phone off
For the night.

I texted three more friends,
But their phones had also
Been shut...

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Need to tell you, IMO 
you are my very sweet SO

I'm heading out, but FYI
you'll see me B4YKI

So 'bye for now- CULA-
be patient- stay put, DGA

I'll hurry back, NISM-
just us- KWIM?



March 24, 2021

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Here comes my UFO!
glad to see its TCO.

They'll be here to harvest my DNA,
Forgot to get their ETA.

They have a very large IQ, 
but dont let that bother U.

And please dont call the CIA,
They will say I'm MIA!...

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