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Berti Poems - Poems about Berti


Nell and Berti
..."Darling, where have you been, Iv'e missed you so!" "Oh darling, I'm tewibbly sowwy, I forgot to tell you Where I went! I hijacked a lowwy; just told him to go Which he did. Awft to the bushes and......

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Categories: berti, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Diet Coke Break
...Create your own diet coke break is what the adverts say, So I decided to give it a go earlier on today I was in the local shop buying my favourite tin, When the man of my dreams just floated in So I ......

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Categories: berti, funny,
Form: Rhyme




Book: Reflection on the Important Things