Berti Poems - Poems about Berti

..."Darling, where have you been, Iv'e missed you so!" "Oh darling, I'm tewibbly sowwy, I forgot to tell you Where I went! I hijacked a lowwy; just told him to go Which he did. Awft to the bushes and......Read the rest...

...Create your own diet coke break is what the adverts say, So I decided to give it a go earlier on today I was in the local shop buying my favourite tin, When the man of my dreams just floated in So I ......Read the rest...