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Beauregard Poems - Poems about Beauregard


Premium Member Should the Levee Ever Break, Act 1, Scene 1, Part 7
...Tom: Well, do tell? But like I said, I’m not a stranger. I’m a businessman; and more than that. Why, I could be just like a brother to you if you’d let me. Besides, I studied music once, too, but tha......

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Categories: beauregard, allegory,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Griselda My Imaginary Friend
...Her name was Griselda, and she was a sassy, super confident witch. She could perform magic potion that threw prissy snakes into a ditch. Her ideas were monumental, super fantastic, funnier than any......

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Categories: beauregard, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme



Bronwyn's Mate, Part I
...Bronwyn the Barbaric amassed admirers like oceans collect river-flow Streams of suitors all tried to woo her each determined to be her “best beau” But our fair pirate queen was a fickle young l......

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Categories: beauregard, animal, dog, fantasy, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Cruisin' the Drag
...Sipping cherry limeade, driving in the car parade, we're cruising in the Lone Star state. Didn't want a bucket seat; the thing it couldn't beat, was sitting up close to your date. One hand on t......

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Categories: beauregard, car, funny, growing up,
Form: Rhyme
The Enlightening Encomium of Grinning Garrick Beauregard, Or, a Sailor's Death
...No towering, flowering landlocked tree Will weep for the waning life of thee Forgive them, friend, they never saw you smile Forgive them, friend, they never saw you smile To mistress maritime w......

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Categories: beauregard, death
Form: I do not know?




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