Pink diamonds are costly
Thirty thousand to one hundred thousand dollars per carat
Five times the price of a white diamond
Maybe this is why we discourage pink wedding gowns
Most of the pink diamonds come from the Argle Mine in Australia
They are rare even in this mine,
Less than one percent of the diamonds there are pink.
Diamonds can also be orange, red, and purple
Red diamonds are so rare that only thirty of them exist in the world.
It's meaningless
nonsense talk;
A lot
of
writing,
silly talk
about nothing
~X~X~X~
L-et not true love die,
I-n spite of the shake;
Z-one of wrangle and bicker
A-ims for the chain to break.
F-ight the falling-out,
A-s well as the argle-bargle;
L-et the contretemps fade,
L-et not the union wiggle.
O-n the twenty-sixth of May,
R-ed beacon rises up high;
I-ntensify the harmony,
N-ever let true love die.
Held by a dungeon of torrential rain
It resounded like a quarrel outside
It was an argle-bargle of earth, rain and wind
It blew patterns of a boustrophedon
Being cantankerous from the brouhaha
I took my bumbershoot to the door
The umbrella became discombobulated
The nonsensical wind blew it inside out
A melee of rain furbellfwed my face
A gardylool hadn’t been announced
Thus a television gonzo weather reporter
A nincompoop on the matters of meteorology
And I, a smell fungus, thought, no sun would shine
But, somewhere near, I heard a turdiform, "A Lark?"
To my amazement a vomiter shown from above
The Earth smelled dank mud, spores and green grass
It was petrichor to a doubting Thomas
Was I to trust the rays and Lark?
But, the smell of must from the downpour ~
Meh, on the other hand, gloom and doom
Have always been, my very best friend
6/6/16
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