Rhyme Animal Poems

Unlike the model T Ford
They come in both black and brown
And also unlike model T
It’s brown that is getting me down 

But what I refer...

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   I’ve seen fewer rats in my alley this year  
     quickly credited it to climate change

 ...

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While waiting for a parking place,
Our handyman was stumped
To hear a giant thwack 
Upon his roof, which something bumped.

The “something” was a squirrel
Which had fallen...

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Let’s go said the crow
Not now said the cow
But when said the hen
Don’t know said the doe
Hey look said the rook
Big truck said the duck
Go...

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If I was a crow, I would get more respect the bunny said.
He used his creativity, imagination, and his marvelous head.
Put together a beak and...

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Think you got this, All on lock be-
cause you want it, I'm listening
If taking losses, Aint an option
Well I think that That's interesting
So just stop...

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I think of scary things, it seems, 
As dogs that jump like cats, in dreams. 
They say I spend too much time caring 
With no...

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Do you tremble,
as the monstrous cadence,
of the rhinoceros' stride reverberates,
like the buffalo's onslaught?

Vipers at the water's edge,
darting hither and thither,
not above but beneath the surface,
their...

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The hassle of Insomnia 
Is like foolish dogs in paranoia 
Over things they can't understand 
Like barking in a magic wand 

When will their foolishness...

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Dapper giraffe had never felt spiffy like this.
He danced a little dance around a sweet little miss.
She was a filly who gave him an appreciative...

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The little bear
Who didn’t care
Grabbed a large crab
That grabbed him back
With a fierce attack
The little bear
Who didn’t care
Cries out loud
For his mom
That set off an...

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The monumental bane of OCD - obsessive compulsive disorder

As origin of *****Sapien species surged ahead,
harboring nascent predominance
asper said primate reproductively bred,
(albeit via incremental fits...

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What is the little calf studying? We asked Farmer Blue.
Don’t ask me, his university college is down in Kalamazoo.
Always looking in those financial books, unsure...

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Hillbillies got a dairy cow and trained it up right
It mooed and bellowed all through the first night
Drank some moonshine and did a crazy petootsie...

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Pudgy Wudgie Cudgy Smudgie Little Pig
Had a mud bath that smelled like fig
Bees swarmed around to see what they could see.
Shy Little Pig got angry...

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