Funny Animal Poems

There is only one port-a-pot
and all the pups are quite distraught.
	The largest bladder of all
	inside a poodle so small!
He’s peeing at a full dogtrot!...

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Hillbillies got a dairy cow and trained it up right
It mooed and bellowed all through the first night
Drank some moonshine and did a crazy petootsie...

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Once I had left my tea to cool
and two giraffes thought me a fool
they stuck their heads in
and formed a big grin
before drinking my tea....

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Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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Like, Yogi and Boo-Boo out on the trail. 
With heads in the clouds it’s easy to smell 
food; even that on the ground. 
Three porridges...

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I think I lost my teddy bears.
He’ll do anything on a dare.
His brother is thin.
He’s his younger twin.
They probably went to the fair.
...

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SOME NECK

There was a big and small giraffe
They were always up for a laugh
Following spurious dietary wishes 
Ate up all the zookeeper’s dishes
So much food,...

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He was a happy bunny,
personality sunny.
	He ate a carrot,
	became a parrot.	
Now, isn’t that just too funny?...

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a gigglephant and giraffalaugh
in a junglement’s delight
did swing on a vine
most of the time
but today decided to fight
set to did they
but laugh did they
and tried...

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Two wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street

Hounds bite other's butt 
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut

I note discreetly,
"Both were...

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I saw a man walking his hog
It turned out it was just his dog
     It sure did look real
  ...

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bulging
burgeoning
bulbous grin

widening
a widened chair
to sit him in

liking 
lotions
rubbed on chin

and greying
gruelling
sunburn skin



...

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 Whether white or classic-chocolate bunny,
Enjoy Spring’s hop-a-long of polyzygotic mirth.
Two floppy and expressive ears, so funny.
Toddlers cheer, and tenderly espy, life’s rebirth.

Grownups, too, giggle...

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As the sun appears from its winter hush,
earthy meadows now appear green and lush.
As its refreshing rays begin to peep
animals awaken from their deep sleep.

A...

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sat a toad by a pond
pondering
of some words 
words of wonder
wondering
then he croaked them
gave his voice
voicing 
and looking up 
saw an audience
rejoicing

and the animals
with a...

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