Funny Aging Poems

Inspired by the YouTube’s videos

I watch the aging actors’ faces
Part of my youth, of there and then
The ruthless time erases traces
To waypoint stops, us younger...

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Sally was playing in her backyard…chasing butterflies and bees
when she decided to rest a while in the shade of her mango tree.

“Thank you for the...

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Suddenly Released From Purgatory,

Restored To Life,

The Love Taken From His Youth

Returned To Him Now.

Is This What Forgiveness From God Was Like?

In The Midst Of His...

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Getting Old

I used to look so young and slim
I could wear anything I chose
now I buy from tent shops
it's the only way to get clothes

I...

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Women over 50 are Invisible
(according to one source)

But…isn’t that a superpower?

Please don’t notice me
wearing the same black leggings
three days in a row
Content to sit on...

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Forgetful moments, hair thinning,
Memories fading, ears ringing,
Hands wrinkled, boobs drooping,
Knees weak, words looping,
Silver top, hot flushing,
Bladder weakness, loo rushing,
Bones tired, sleeping less,
Couldn’t care, such a...

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Aging is not for the faint of heart
smile lines bags and cellulite sags
Your butt begins to fall apart
As your mind matures wisdom hacks....

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Sally found her hair was turning gray
Looking younger was what she did pray
Alas, hair kept graying
And her heart kept praying
Even though her mane was on...

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Who is staring in the mirror?
Just yesterday I left my dorm
Took some notes then drank some beer.
Living life was just the norm.

Who is staring in...

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Isn't it amazing:  you're still hanging 'round?
After all these years, you're still above the ground.
That is so inspiring, it's just like a dream!
So get...

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I used to make fun of my dad’s age…saying with loving youthful vigor
“How come you’re getting shorter but your ears and nose are so much...

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You may think this is a little crazy but I think of it as more carefree
When the other day I found myself having a conversation…with...

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25 years ago we built a deck in our back yard…
It was a project that still astounds.
I remember picking up 50 pound deck blocks
I remember...

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This is an Autumn year,
How does it feel, my dear?
Autumn wakes up crisp and fresh,
But soon chills creep upon her breath,
Autumn is a grey old...

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The other night at the bookstore in a young family strolled
and it didn’t take but a minute for them to make me feel old.

We have...

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